Precocious children

[Raistlin]

My step-dad is an avid Pepsi fan and I used to only drink Coke... so naturally I taught my sister when she was little to say "Coke is good; Pepsi sucks!" much to my mom's disapproval. Anyway, when she was maybe 4 or 5, she said that once, and my step-dad retorted with "Coke sucks!" My little 4-or-5-year-old sister quickly turned on him, stomped her foot, and screamed "YOU suck, Daddy!"

There was a slight pause before both he and I burst into laughter. I was quite proud.

[Meat Puppet]

It’s not so funny when you realize you have ruined her life.

[Lawr]

She's going to drop out of High School for sure.

[Shlup]

My seven-year-old brother went through and Rick Roll'd every one of his Facebook friends yesterday. :/

[black orb]

>>> Precocious children are evil..

[Momiji]

For the most part, I don't like kids. In general, they're noisy and annoying and selfish.

However...

Precocious kids are the cutest. xD

YouTube - Kick His Ass

this totally brightened my day.

I guess the quiet bookworm kids are fine to be around, I suppose.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My seven-year-old brother went through and Rick Roll'd every one of his Facebook friends yesterday. :/

Why does he have a Facebook account? O_O

Also, I had to post this.
"Today, my mom and I were trying on clothes at the mall. Somewhere in the dressing room, someone lets out the biggest burp ever. We all giggle to ourselves until some lady cries out, “DIANA! That’s not very ladylike!” A little voice then responds, “I’m not a lady, I’m five.” That kid is going places. MLIA. "

[Shlup]

My seven-year-old brother went through and Rick Roll'd every one of his Facebook friends yesterday. :/

Why does he have a Facebook account? O_O

Doesn't everyone have one? xP

Don't worry, it's monitored. He mostly uses it to bug me.

[Raistlin]

Don't worry, it's monitored. He mostly uses it to bug me.

I like him.

Anyway, my 10-year-old sister doesn't have a Facebook account... as far as I know. She just text messages more than the rest of the family combined. She's "precocious" in the sense that she already acts like a teenage girl, which makes me thankful I'm out of the house before she actually becomes a teenage girl.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My seven-year-old brother went through and Rick Roll'd every one of his Facebook friends yesterday. :/

Why does he have a Facebook account? O_O

Doesn't everyone have one? xP

Don't worry, it's monitored. He mostly uses it to bug me.

My 19-year-old brother doesn't have one, he's also not very computer savvy.

But still, seven? Christ.

[Freya]

Once I'd borrowed my mom's bike to work, and when one of the girls saw me riding on a woman's bike she yelled: "Tee hee hee, Kristian is riding his wife's bike!", to which I answered "I don't have a wife". All of a sudden the look on her face became very serious and she asked in a silent voice, "...Is your wife dead?".
All I could do was laugh out loud. But yeah, you hear the funniest things.

That one is pretty funny xD I have a little neighbor girl that always asks if my brother has girlfriends.


A few months ago I was coughing and just kinda leaned back cause I was tired of being sick and my niece looks at me, rolls her eyes and says, "It's not that bad."

It made me laugh cause she wasn't even 2 and half yet.

[Jiro]

I'm sorry to hear about your wife Breine You had to laugh because the hurt is just so much.

xD Kids are great. Today the son of one of the guys I do athletics with was flicking through a Naruto manga to get inspiration to go beat up his friend. He'd flick through some pages, mumble some words of approval and then make noises and swing his fists and chase the other kid. It was fantastic.

[Breine]

I'm sorry to hear about your wife Breine You had to laugh because the hurt is just so much.

Yes, I laugh to hide the fact that I'm dead inside and cry myself to sleep every night

[Raistlin]

The definition of precocious.

[Moon Rabbits]

YouTube - 'Bacon is good for me!'

This video makes me feel sick because you know that this kid learned to interact with women this way by following his father's example.