Apparently I was the devil's child when I was younger.

I've screamed into an telecom unit of an aircraft

I've driven a dinky car over a bald mans head seated in seat in front of me in an aircraft.

I've bitten an uncle of mine.

Ate poo and wiped it all over my lil body... (apparently my mom and her sister were so hysterical that it my grand ma who had to wash me.Plus her back threw and to this day the back pain creeps up now and then)



Of course things are much better now.


Now generally I'm good with kids, bratty kids I stay away from cause they say some really insane things. Others say some real funny stuff.

This four yrs old approached my cousin who was pregnant and asked if she was having a baby which she replied yes. The kid then points to his dad and says that Daddy is having a baby too!

XD XD