Precocious children

[Rye]

My favorite thing in the world is when children act and say adult things in a huff. I was walking into town sometime ago and this tiny girl didn't want to go somewhere with her mother, so she put her hands on her hips and said "FOR GOODNESS SAKES!" and bounded off with her. xD

I don't know if I was like that when I was a child or not. Apparently, I would just bang my head on the wall if I was angry, until I got my way.

What do you like most about kids?

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[G13]

I enjoy listening to them when they're first learning to talk. My cousin's son tried mimicking people when they talked, trying to have a conversation with them in what he thought were words. "Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa?" was what he said every time, always in the form of a question.

I remember one time my friends son, who was two at the time, took me downstairs to see the "haunted house" his parents had made for him in their basement. He turned the lights off, grabbed my hand, and ran, scared, as fast as he could back upstairs. He started giggling and wanted to do it a thousand more times. Each time he'd say "C'mon Eeric, let's get skeered!". I like how kids can be goofballs without feeling embarrassed about it, whereas adults are afraid to be goofy for fear of being looked at funny.

[Christmas]

YouTube - Precocious child

[Old Manus]

YouTube - 'Bacon is good for me!'

[Rantz]

Precocious kids are the cutest. xD

YouTube - Kick His Ass

[Levian]

I like it when they're old enough to communicate but still young enough to amuse me with their stupidity. My nephew says the funniest things.

[Madame Adequate]

When I got annoyed with people when I was tiny, I reportedly threatened to take their batteries out.

I love precocious kids, they're the cutest!

[~*~Celes~*~]

When my sister Tiffany was a toddler, when she'd get angry, she'd fold her arms over her chest and say "I'm not precious...HMMPH!" and turn her head to the side, nose in the air all snobbishly xD

[Mirage]

Bacon is good for me is no doubt the best one.

[Lawr]

I am a precocious kid.

[Breine]

I work as a teacher in three different after school clubs, so I'm very often around a lot of kids. Therefore I also hear some very weird and funny things coming out of their mouths. I love that kids are straightforward and spontaneous. However, some kids can also be annoyingly spoiled, but thankfully that's only a small part. Most are adorable.

Also, just their perception of the world. They can't wrap their heads around the fact that I still live at home, and that I don't have a girlfriend. 'Cause, to them when you're 21 you're OOOOLD, and of course you have a wife and kids.

Once I'd borrowed my mom's bike to work, and when one of the girls saw me riding on a woman's bike she yelled: "Tee hee hee, Kristian is riding his wife's bike!", to which I answered "I don't have a wife". All of a sudden the look on her face became very serious and she asked in a silent voice, "...Is your wife dead?".
All I could do was laugh out loud. But yeah, you hear the funniest things.

[Kamiko]

Precocious children are the most fun to take care of.
I work as a nanny sometimes during the summers and my favorite child is this little boy (about five) who said, when I told him to go to his room " If you strike be down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

[Yar]

I work with kids everyday so I hate them.

[Shoeberto]

Little kids are just for the most part super cute.
YouTube - Star Wars according to a 3 year old.

I want to teach my nephew to be a total smart aleck when he starts talking. I wanna see him do funny stuff like that, regardless of how much of a pain it is for my sister

[Rodarian]

Apparently I was the devil's child when I was younger.

I've screamed into an telecom unit of an aircraft

I've driven a dinky car over a bald mans head seated in seat in front of me in an aircraft.

I've bitten an uncle of mine.

Ate poo and wiped it all over my lil body... (apparently my mom and her sister were so hysterical that it my grand ma who had to wash me.Plus her back threw and to this day the back pain creeps up now and then)



Of course things are much better now.


Now generally I'm good with kids, bratty kids I stay away from cause they say some really insane things. Others say some real funny stuff.

This four yrs old approached my cousin who was pregnant and asked if she was having a baby which she replied yes. The kid then points to his dad and says that Daddy is having a baby too!

XD XD