Mad Scientist Lair?

[Kamiko]

Where would you put it?
The polar ice caps are melting, so choose wisely! You don't want to be exposed, after all.



I'd hide mine in the jungles of Laos, in one of those places you can only get to by elephant.

[Rodarian]

I'd keep my secret lair underneath a Retirement House.....

Who is to know that such evil deeds can happen right underneath their noses...Much less their hearing, if someone happens to be screaming in pain!!!

[Bunny]

My mom's basement.

[Rantz]

I'd put my lair in Kamiko's pants! No wait, you said I don't wanna be exposed...

[G13]

The moon. Who wants to aim a Death Ray at the planet you're still on?

[Kamiko]

I'd put my lair in Kamiko's pants! No wait, you said I don't wanna be exposed...

And, as is well known, I'm always wriggling out of these denim flesh prisons.
Or just wearing a skirt.

[Levian]

Bouvet island! It's got 500 metre tall cliffs all around it, so to get on land you have to anchor a ship outside it and take a helicopter in from the ship. (Which I would obviously shoot down with missiles if I wasn't on the helicopter myself) Taking a helicopter directly from land won't work either as it's the most remote island in the world, located several thousand kilometers away from the nearest populated island. I could definitely scheme in peace there, and when I get tired of scheming I can play with penguins who apparently also live there, so yay!

[Christmas]

EoFF is my Mad Scientist Lair. I got load of mad test subjects here.