End of Years Ciddies 2009 Prediction Thread

[Formalhaut]

44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Winner: Balthier Rocks
Runner Up: Wolf Kanno
Simply because of the comment Balthier made about this.

THANK YOU

[Cuchulainn]

i know its rigged every year as I'm never even NOMINATED for hottest male. Joke I tell ya.

[Shiny]

I've noticed people don't like voting for people who are too vocal about their relationship. They like to go for a quieter pairing. This is why BoB and SK got this a bit. Still, I'm routing for the underdog.

Well we certainly didn't get any votes the full two years we weren't vocal about it!

Exactly why you didn't get it cuz no one knew about you guys since forever. <--- check out Shlup's abomination.

[Sir Lancealot]

1. Best Member -The EoFF Member Of The Year Award (Actually only half a year!)
Rantzien

2.Best Male -Mr EoFF Award
Psychotic

3.Best Female -Miss/Mdm EoFF Award
Christmas

4.Best Administrator
Del Murder

5.Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien

6.Best Site Staff
Tavrobel

7.Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto

8.Best Veteran -The Adult Chocobo Award
krissy

9.Best Regular -The Young Chocobo Award
Yar

10.Best Newbie - The Baby Chocobo Award
UnbreakableWill

11. Nicest Member- The Megalixir Award
Leeza

12. Evilest Member - The Heartless Angel Award
Bunny

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male - The Umaro Award
Jiro

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female - The Honeybee Inn Award
Miss Lulu

15. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/chocobo-s...-trumpets.html

16. Best Post
Video thread of doing random stuff to Quin

17. Best Custom Rank
Psychotic

18. Best Avatar
Black Magic Shopkeeper

19. Best Signature
Christmas and friends

20. Best Artist
Black Orb

21. Best Writer
Psychotic

22. Best Poster
Meat Puppet

23. Best Spammer
Space Pope

24. Best Chatter
Roogle

25. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas

26. Funniest Member
Quin

27. Weirdest Member
Evastio

28. Horniest Member
Blue Harvest

29. Crankiest Member
Tavrobel

30. Easiest Member
Raistlin

31. Most Outrageous Member
Space Pope

32. Most Seriously Very Serious and definitely no joke is allowed Member
Evastio

33. Most Underrated Member
Jiro

34. Most Improved Member
~*~*~Celes~*~*~

35. Most Missed Member
Roto13

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

40. Cutest Couple
Mogi and Jessweeee♪

MLT :
41. Become a Cid's Knight
Jiro

42. Get Banned
Bunny

43. Become a Recognized Member
Christmas

44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Wolf Kanno

45. Drool and lick Edward Cullen's Picture every night
ShlupQuack

46. be a Stinky Malboro
Leeza

47. Get Assassinated in Santa's place
smittenkitten

48. Assassinate Santa.
Bunny

49. Miss winning this Ciddies while trying to dodge 200 lightning bolts.
Jessweeee♪

50. Get Together
Shoeberto and Sagensyg

[Psychotic]

Crap I forgot about this. I don't know if I have time to post reasons for choosing my predictions, so sorry if you want them. Maybe I'll edit them in later. EDIT: Hell I'm editing them in now! Stay tuned.

(SPOILER)1. Best Member -The EoFF Member Of The Year Award (Actually only half a year!)
Christmas
The Ciddies don't actually count for the past six months, just the past two. And she's been on fire! (metaphorically)

2.Best Male -Mr EoFF Award
Rantzien
I hate this freakin' guy.

3.Best Female -Miss/Mdm EoFF Award
Christmas
I hate this freakin' chick.

4.Best Administrator
Psychotic
"Whether or not he is the best" get out of here, Tanaya! I am the best! I'm the only one who does anything besides deleting smileys! If I don't win, and Del and Shlup are serious contenders, I will just stop doing anything and then you'll ALL be sorry! You'll regret pushing me around!

5.Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien
He actually is the best so.

6.Best Site Staff
Sagensyg
Tavrobel's hatred will swell like a balloon. Sagensyg will soon be forced out of SS.

7.Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Rye
I have to predict her to win something as she's my homeskillet. She'll bomb hard and win nothing like she always does, though.

8.Best Veteran -The Adult Chocobo Award
Jessweeee♪
It's her time to shine.

9.Best Regular -The Young Chocobo Award
Yar
Everyone loves this guy. Seriously. I've never met anyone who hates him.

10.Best Newbie - The Baby Chocobo Award
Melissaur
She's having a newbie of her very own soon! ...okay that was dire I am sorry. I will shoot myself immediately.

11. Nicest Member- The Megalixir Award
Jessweeee♪[
Never liked this Ciddie. Probably because I once got my friends to nominate me for it and everybody was like "How the hell did Psy get nominated for this?!

12. Evilest Member - The Heartless Angel Award
Tavrobel
He is an honest-to-god asshole. It's beautiful.

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male - The Umaro Award
Jiro
The photo thread faps so hard to this guy.

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female - The Honeybee Inn Award
Shlupquack's Breasts
I'm part of the award winning duo responsible for this hilarious nomination.

15. Best Thread
Trumpet Thread
My magnum opus.

16. Best Post
Immigration is ruining Britain culture
Angry posts are usually hilarious.

17. Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca
Now yellow! He's sure to retain his title.

18. Best Avatar
ShlupQuack
It's some octopus hug thing, isn't it? idk.

19. Best Signature
Rantzien
Sneaky Swede timed his sig to perfection to win this Ciddie. He's playin' you all!

20. Best Artist
Pete for President
I think black orb will finally be toppled.

21. Best Writer
Moon Rabbits
The man produces a heck of a lot of poetry. Anyone who skimmed through the writers forum for the purpose of voting (which is all of you) would instantly vote for the guy with a lot of threads.

22. Best Poster
Rantzien
WE ALL LOVE RANTZIEN SOOOOO MUCH. Goddamnit, people. Mind you, I voted him for Best Member so I can hardly make fun of you.

23. Best Spammer
Christmas
She's back.

24. Best Chatter
rubah
She's a jerk for quittin' staff

25. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas
I honestly have no idea where she gets the energy to visitor message so many people from.

26. Funniest Member
ShlupQuack
Insultin' people is hilarious. No, really. This isn't sarcasm.

27. Weirdest Member
Evastio
Permanent fixture

28. Horniest Member
Evastio
Even EoFF has a sense of humour sometimes.

29. Crankiest Member
Tavrobel
I fear for his Site Staff underlings' sanity.

30. Easiest Member
ShlupQuack
Whore.

31. Most Outrageous Member
Christmas
YOU LIKE POO POO? (no, I don't)

32. Most Seriously Very Serious and definitely no joke is allowed Member
Evastio
I want to know who nominated me for this so I can send them a comprehensive PM explaining why I didn't deserve it. Although I suspect Christmas!

33. Most Underrated Member
Jiro
Every Australian member is behind this guy.

34. Most Improved Member
Wolf Kanno
He's a CK now. Can't get any better than that! Well, besides admin.

35. Most Missed Member
RSL
We just had RSL Day so he's fresh in your minds.

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix
He wears a Hayabusa helmet in Halo so he's dead to me.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno
"Oh, that new Gamer Knight? *VOTES* *shrugs*

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O
I hate the helpful Ciddies. I know some people love them but I am sorry. I do.

39. Most Helpful Member
Loony BoB
Well, he always helps me.

40. Cutest Couple
Mogi and Jessweeee♪
Rye and MILF will never win this, Nikki and Will are too new to the scene, BoB and smitten more like INACTIVE and INACTIVER and as for rubah and Kishi, I don't think so!

MLT :
41. Become a Cid's Knight
Rye
One of the few members who doesn't scream "OH KNIGHT ME!" every five minutes.

42. Get Banned
Freya
Kaycee's got a temper~

43. Become a Recognized Member
Christmas
Will win by 50 votes, easily.

44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Wolf Kanno
A good day for the newbie mod.

45. Drool and lick Edward Cullen's Picture every night
ShlupQuack
Was guaranteed this Ciddie until Rantzien's calculated move. She'll be sweating, but will take it I think.

46. be a Stinky Malboro
Freya
She does stink!

47. Get Assassinated in Santa's place
theundeadhero
He always wins some random ass award.

48. Assassinate Santa.
Christmas
Her name's Christmas. GEDDIT?

49. Miss winning this Ciddies while trying to dodge 200 lightning bolts.
Jessweeee♪
Go on then.

50. Get Together
Shoeberto and Sagensyg
They'll have #eoff behind them at least!

[Loony BoB]

Noctiluca is called LoonyBeaver? What an odd name. Is there any story behind that?

[Rantz]

Consider his previous name and then play around with it in your mouth. Like... lick it and stuff. See what comes out.

[Loony BoB]

Oh oh oh! I get it now.

[Rye]

[Rantz]

[qwertysaur]

[Laddy]

Consider his previous name and then play around with it in your mouth. Like... lick it and stuff. See what comes out.

Works for me too.

[Freya]

42. Get Banned
Freya
Kaycee's got a temper~

Only when it comes to idiots and assholes also I'M NOT STINKY xP I will get you for that paul. I don't know how, or when. But I will!

[Tavrobel]

Consider his previous name and then play around with it in your mouth. Like... lick it and stuff. See what comes out.

I'd lick a beaver, too.

[Rye]

Bwahahhahahaahha.