No one wants to know the worst thing I did while drunk. I did piss in the cat litter box before because I came home drunk (walked from a restaurant/bar across the street from my apartment), and one of my cats pissed on an article of clothing I accidentally left on the floor.

So, I was all like, "OhhhhHHH YEAaaahh cat?! MABHYE I Shuld piss all ovar somethin' YOU own!" I swear to god my cat stared at the litter box bewildered for two hours.