Okay, first of all... chocolate milk is amazing.

And secondly, I've only been majorly drunk three times. <. <

The only somewhat funny story from any of those times is really stupid. xD


I went with a friend to this chick's house, and we got really wasted from drinking jack and vodka. Neither one of us were smart enough to realize we had no designated driver, and the chick MADE us sleep at her house. I woke up the next morning with this little kid laying on top of me, and my mum calling my phone screaming and wondering where I was. <. <

I have no idea who the little kid was, or what he was doing laying on me, but he smelled like liquior too. /: