Bwahaha, poor Guardian.Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I can remember being so drunk a friend of mine talked me into wearing a prom dress and then, thinking it wouldn't be weird the next morning, had me lay down with my sleeping brother for a "funny" picture. It was funny until the alcohol wore off.
The same night my friend's boyfriend, seeing that I could sit up without the table's help, thought it would be funny to dare me to stand on my head. I tried, fell, and never got back up. Not that I didn't try though. Apparently there's a video on my friend's myspace of me "flopping around like a mermaid".
I don't hang out with them anymore.
I'd have at least helped you up, but thats what friends are for arent they? *slaps KICK ME sign on his back*
JK
Heh, haven't heard that one. You child molester...oh wait...you're two years younger than me aren't you?...I stand by my statementOkay, first of all... chocolate milk is amazing.
And secondly, I've only been majorly drunk three times. <. <
The only somewhat funny story from any of those times is really stupid. xD
I went with a friend to this chick's house, and we got really wasted from drinking jack and vodka. Neither one of us were smart enough to realize we had no designated driver, and the chick MADE us sleep at her house. I woke up the next morning with this little kid laying on top of me, and my mum calling my phone screaming and wondering where I was. <. <
I have no idea who the little kid was, or what he was doing laying on me, but he smelled like liquior too. /:
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