You gentiles are adorable.

Yeah, like qwertysaur said, Hanukkah is a very unimportant holiday that has been pushed up in importance (in the goyim world) because the media tried to be really, really nice to Jews and give them Christmas, too. No real complaints.

Secular humanists love to hate on Hanukkah because they see it as evil religion trampling over civilizations (i.e. devout Jews winning a battle against Assyrians), but they're just looking at it in a slanted way. Enjoy a story about integrity and valor, get into the fact that God might have helped if you want something more religious, and eat something fried amid candle lighting. Charity is usually brought to more importance too, for whatever reason.

NGHS for all.