(if there is no poll wait for it)
When you let one rip, how loud is it on average?
I can deafen a nuke.
About as loud as a 50cal sniper rifle.
Loud, but if I cough or make a noise no one usually hears it.
My farts get mistaken for ducks in the distance.
Maybe a poot here and there.
I am the "silent but deadly" master.
I refuse to answer this poll.
GIRLS DON'T FART OR POOP ARRRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Farting.
(if there is no poll wait for it)
When you let one rip, how loud is it on average?
110 dB
Someone make this multiple choice because the last two are really appealing to me.
The last option won me over.
I figured it would be a popular choice.Originally Posted by Raistlin
smurf the haters Seph. Farts are funny.
My farts are like smurfin nuclear dawg!!!
Don't evade the swear filter. -Rantzien
I get the last one a lot.
Oh my god I cannot stop laughing post of the year.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
I was at hobby lobby today with my mother. She was looking at ribbon over in the fabrics section and there was a lady getting a measurement of fabric cut for her. Problem was the older lady who was working there to cut it for her kept farting loudly and didn't even let it phase her. She would just continue talking like nothing happened. Of course we left the ribbon area cause we didn't want farting lady to cut our ribbon and leave us in a cloud of gas
I see Leeza has a convert on the "zomg no pretend swearing" bandwagon. Does that mean it's time for another swear filter thread? The last one was disappointing.
Stay on topic, Raistlin. This is your final warning. Forever. I mean it.
Or, uh, I don't do those kinds of things and do not find them amusing. Unless a baby does it.
volume is not the issue for me.
My freakin' sisters kid blew out his diaper after farting. XD
It varies. Sometimes they are ninja farts, sometimes they are the complete opposite. I enjoy both.
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