Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
"I think they named oranges before they named carrots.
What are these?
Theyre orange, we'll call them oranges.
What about those?
...oh crap... long pointies?"

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Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
Anything that Mitch or George said. Uh, that's George Carlin so uhhh no young ears should hear that. Especially if they once watched Thomas the Tank Engine for all their hopes and dreams will be shattered.

Oh oh oh, and obligatory RIP Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin~~~
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