I can deafen a nuke.
About as loud as a 50cal sniper rifle.
Loud, but if I cough or make a noise no one usually hears it.
My farts get mistaken for ducks in the distance.
Maybe a poot here and there.
I am the "silent but deadly" master.
I refuse to answer this poll.
GIRLS DON'T FART OR POOP ARRRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with you?
I can either fart so silently that the first people know of it is that they are left gagging on the floor reaching for their gas masks whilst their mouths foam and froth. Or I can be louder than nukes and leave very little smell in the air generally other people prefer when I do the loud variety of farts
Its my belief that only the farter can love ones own flatulence.
I have the ability to do the loud and airy as well the silent but deadly!
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
he said it for me.Originally Posted by Iceglow
The only thing I have to add is: "Pretty girls don't poop."
Back in high school I got a standing ovation from the teacher and the class after attempting to hold in a massive fart. Came out anyway and god damn it was huge.
That could just as well have been posted in the Scholastic Accomplishments thread.
When I read this I actually did think I was reading the Scholastic Accomplishments thread!
Well I fart in your general direction!
That was on-topic.
Ducks are cool. Quack.
wow, you really are an old frenchman
That's an amazing qualifier.
How immature.
My farts have made people leave the room many times. B)
Was it because of the fire hazzard?
Why are all the posts I see by you lately so un-Laddy-like? I'm beginning to think you're an impostor!
CloudDragon wins the thread!
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