Stay on topic, Raistlin. This is your final warning. Forever. I mean it.
Or, uh, I don't do those kinds of things and do not find them amusing. Unless a baby does it.
I can deafen a nuke.
About as loud as a 50cal sniper rifle.
Loud, but if I cough or make a noise no one usually hears it.
My farts get mistaken for ducks in the distance.
Maybe a poot here and there.
I am the "silent but deadly" master.
I refuse to answer this poll.
GIRLS DON'T FART OR POOP ARRRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with you?