I can deafen a nuke.
About as loud as a 50cal sniper rifle.
Loud, but if I cough or make a noise no one usually hears it.
My farts get mistaken for ducks in the distance.
Maybe a poot here and there.
I am the "silent but deadly" master.
I refuse to answer this poll.
GIRLS DON'T FART OR POOP ARRRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with you?