Back in high school I got a standing ovation from the teacher and the class after attempting to hold in a massive fart. Came out anyway and god damn it was huge.
I can deafen a nuke.
About as loud as a 50cal sniper rifle.
Loud, but if I cough or make a noise no one usually hears it.
My farts get mistaken for ducks in the distance.
Maybe a poot here and there.
I am the "silent but deadly" master.
I refuse to answer this poll.
GIRLS DON'T FART OR POOP ARRRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Back in high school I got a standing ovation from the teacher and the class after attempting to hold in a massive fart. Came out anyway and god damn it was huge.
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