I may have pretended to begrudgingly create these speeches,
but really I was so proud of my little children
Shlup and
BoB.
I may not have been here during your most glorious days,
but I can take a good guess at who is responsible for what.
(And so will the authorities.)
I may submit these horrible crimes against humanity to the authorities, actually.
You'll just have to remind me later.
Hit me up on the Facebook or something, broskillets!
ShlupQuack
Ok wow what kind of name is ShlupQuack I mean come one that's the sound my boots make when I step in a mud puddle geeze.
Loony BoB
So your name must be the horrible male counterpart, then or something. YOUR NAME IS NOT EVEN BOB WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?