You all fail. This thread has limitless nerd rage possibility and you had to spoil it by being "reasonable." Pshaw.

FFVII is one of the worst games ever. It's all about some emo punk with an Oedipus Complex who wants to drop a rock on the world for no real reason. Then you look at the heroes and we have Mr. "I Have A Small Penis" as a hero. And he's also emo.
Then there's Mr. T, Ms. Big Tits, Miko, Wannabe Ninja, a Dog, a Robot Kitty and Cid.

Cid is cool.

FFVII is just overrated and terrible. One of the worst games I've ever had the misfortune of playing.







Okay I think FFIX is better but VII is okay. It actually does a few things better than 9. I like how in 7 every party member got their own subplot that we get to resolve in the game. IX kinda forgot about most of the cast after Disk 2.