Ahh, Twilight, every girl's wet dream. Who doesn't want to be serenaded by abuse, sociopathy, magical adventures of little to no relevancy to one's life, and emo? I sure would, if I were an adolescent girl.
Here's a hint, ladies: grow a pair, man up, and watch some real porn. It'll go way better for you, I swear it! Really, every guy just wants to share every moment he can with his significant other, why not accompany him when he's watching porn, too? It's educational, fun for (most of) the family, and you just might learn something about people while you're sharing this experience together.
Spoiler alert:
Don't lick your screens, quite yet, ladies! Save it for the honeymoon. But I wonder, who are the people who are going to get a chance to score this one?
ShlupQuack
Because she loves Twilight. Hell, she even split off a thread just to keep her thread pristine!
Rantzien
Because she loves those sharp, fangy, pointed teeth.
Evastio
Because she likes to be beat by a pillow on her honeymoon.
Rye
Because she likes the abuse, the mental damage, and how "average" she is.
Noctiluca
Because she likes BOOBZORS and MAGIC_BONERs.
Holy
, wait a minute, there's dudes nominated? Why was I not informed earlier? I just assumed they were all female!
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