30. Easiest Member

There’s been some debate about what this award means, which just boggles my mind. What do you think it means when someone is called “easy?” It means they’re an easy lay, dimwits! And that characteristic applies to 90% of EoFF, so narrowing this down will be very difficult. Here’s the nominees:

ShlupQuack: Definitely one of the most deserving for this award. If anyone from Twilight came up to her she’d be jumping them before they could sparkle. And you know the whole getting-married-on-my-birthday thing was just a ploy to get in my pants.

Raistlin: I’m not sure why I was nominated, beyond the fanciful wishes of the voters. Yeah, that’s right, you know you want a piece of this.

qwertysaur: I really have absolutely no idea what you people were thinking. I’m hoping it was just random, because otherwise I might have to pour bleach in my eyes to take away the visual.

Rantzien: Again, I’m clueless here. Is it because of his obnoxiously gay Twilight sig? If you wanted an easy guy, why not Loony BoB or Psychotic or DK? Maybe this has something to do with half of you not understanding what “easy” means.

rubah: I… I lol’d. Also well deserved, and it was suggested to me that I do limericks, so in honor of the dirty limerick thread:

The girl rubah is an easy lay
She’ll do any guy in her way
She’ll always say yes,
With no need to press
But she’s on her knees faster if paid

I was going to do dirty limericks for every nominee, but was too lazy. So, voters, feel free to post your own about these ridiculously easy members!