hai gaiz! bee happi! i am and i luv u allz! lol!

des pplz are mean and sad! who be sad? we come togetha an c whoo be crankiest! lol!

In all seriousness, some people just need to relax. Be like me. BE HAPPY! NOT MAD!

I ask you to come together and give huggles, give thanks, and give love! <3

Let's recognize EoFF's Crankiest Members and hope they begin to feel HAPPY!

But why are they crank? Are their shoes too tight? Are their thongs too stringy? Did someone piss on their pancakes? Who knows. All I know is that their hearts and two sizes too small.

Don't be a Grinch!

Anyway, the soon-to-be happy Crankiest Member is...