This is the Ciddie for the Funniest Member. You know; the one that makes you laugh. These people are responsible for me having to replace my keyboard umpteen times. Why? Because laughter and liquids don’t mix well, and when that mixture sprays all over your goddamn keyboard it’s kind of annoying. In a hilarious way of course.
Personally, I like when these speeches are funny. That’s kind of hard to achieve when all the funny people are nominated and can’t write this. So here, I’ll see what I can do t-- ARG POLAR BEAR!
Oh, never mind, it just broke the ice. Boom-tish. Okay now for the real joke. Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy didn’t pay the ransom. Ha. Hilarious.
I knew I’d need some real humour so I asked our funny looking nominees for some jokes. Here’s what I ended up with.
Originally Posted by
ShlupQuack
Hey, have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine?
(SPOILER)Neither have they.
Has anyone tried Ethiopian cuisine? Wait, I get it now.
Originally Posted by
Rantzien
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Wait, that was more sad than funny, wasn't it...
Let's try again.
Customer: "Waiter, there is a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "Oh, I am terribly sorry. I'll get you another bowl. I really can't apologise enough. Would you like a glass of wine - on the house?"
Customer: "Thank you, that would be very nice."
I... I'm sorry
Uhh, are you sure you nominated the right guy? I mean. Never mind, let’s continue.
Originally Posted by
Flying Mullet
I've told plenty of jokes in the joke thread I created!
Fine. Three blondes walk into a building. You would think at least one of them would have seen it coming.
Flying Mullet created a funny thread? Then I blame him for my pile of broken keyboards
Originally Posted by
Sagensyg
So there's this class of retarded kids right. The teacher points to the board and points at a bed.
She says "What kind of bed is this?" One boy goes "A king sized bed!" Then she goes "GOOD LITTLE RETARD BOY!"
She points at the second bed, and asks "What's this?" One girl goes "A twin size bed!" Then she goes "GOOD LITTLE RETARD GIRL!"
She then points to the third and last...bed...it's like, one on top of the other...and there's a ladder...um...
I think the teacher is more retarded than the students actually.
Originally Posted by
Psychotic
Here's the first result on Google for "funny joke".
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
The joke is that women are shallow, materialistic, and also fat. 
He is never going to get a girlfriend
Originally Posted by
Noctiluca
Happy Hanukkah!
Yeah I’m lost, somebody help me understand
Quin was unable to provide us with a joke, instead he asked us a very important question.
Originally Posted by
Quin
...uhhh....where?....where are my pants?...uhhh.....
Del Murder was too busy enforcing people, but we found a note with some of his jokes-in-progress.
Originally Posted by
Del Murder
Did you hear about Hannibal? He was hilarious because of his involvement in the Punic Wars!
He also crossed the Alps with elephants. Unfortunately, the offspring didn’t survive.
Hmm I think these might need a little bit of work.
Well there you have it – EoFF’s finest and funniest members! Which one will take the cake? Well to be honest I think my Noddy joke is better than all of them, but I guess nobody else thinks I’m funny. Whatever. Award Yuletide, take it away~
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