End of year Ciddies 2009 Revelation Thread

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

24) Best Chatter

rubah.......10
Sagensyg....8
Freya.......8
Melissaur...6
Shiny.......5
Roogle......4
Fujiko......3
RSL.........1

[Old Manus]

Tav 'ghost writer for the stars' Robel

[Shiny]

#eoff already knows the winner

EDIT: now you guys do too

[Jiro]

Congrats!

[Laddy]

Congrats rubah!

[Lawr]

Good job, rubah! I received more votes than I thought!

[Melissaur]

This is what I get for spending my life in that chat!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is what I get for spending my life in that chat!

It's ok, I dun even get 10 total votes for my first ciddies event here in the past.

Just keep up the good work.

[Psychotic]

Congratulations Allie

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer
Last winner: Quin
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
Old Manus
Quin
eestlinc
Baloki
I Took The Red Pill
Space Pope


Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Christmas Rantzien: Christmas qwertysaur:Christmas Breine: Quin Jiro: Christmas

Tavrobel: Old Manus Old Manus: Christmas Shiny: Quin Sir Lancealot: Space Pope Psychotic:Christmas Raistlin:Christmas

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Quin (2/11)

[Raistlin]

There's only one quality spammer in that bunch.

[Rye]

elsie and keith!

[Shlup]

ARGH AT THIS BEING POSTED ON BJ'S BIRTHDAY SO I HAVE TO CATCH UP LIKE 20 PAGES AT A TIME WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!

Here's a hint, ladies: grow a pair, man up, and watch some real porn. It'll go way better for you, I swear it! Really, every guy just wants to share every moment he can with his significant other, why not accompany him when he's watching porn, too? It's educational, fun for (most of) the family, and you just might learn something about people while you're sharing this experience together.

The magical thing about being a girl is that we can do more than one thing ever, and therefore are perfectly capable of both.

And Twilight vampires don't have fangs. They just chomp. SO THERE!

Aaaaand I win by more than double 2nd place. Nice. :hux:

To thank all of her voters, Shlup added an Edward Cullen smiley. :hux:

Rye made it herself!

LOL @ Christmas winning the MLT RM Ciddie by an epic margin.

ShlupQuack: Definitely one of the most deserving for this award. If anyone from Twilight came up to her she’d be jumping them before they could sparkle.

Yup. Male or female.

I got third?? Rubah does deserve it though, she's a total whore.

How the hell did I lose Crankiest? You guys all suck.

Tav is a pretty epic dick, dude. You may be crabby, but he smears the walls with his crabby and you smell it for days after.

26) Funniest Member[/FONT]

Flying Mullet.......13
Psychotic...........10
Quin................10
ShlupQuack...........5
Noctiluca............4
Del Murder...........2
Sagensyg.............2
Rantzien.............1
RSL..................1

While I didn't expect to win Funniest Member, the fact that I came in even after Quin proves that you all are sexist bitches. Feel shame!

Guess I'll have to read the rest tomorrow. BAH!

[Lawr]

The best spammers are the one that cause controversy. And no one does it better than Space Pope!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The Best Spammer. Rather then tell you about this award, I decided to get together my own Spam Brigade for a demonstration. It's long, but worth it.

(SPOILER)
Jake: im pretty hungry
u hell should mak me a sandwich

Jiro: You make me a sandwich, boy!

Jake: I SAID MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Jiro: Do it yourself lazy bish

Jake:...
u make a vaild argument...o wait
no u dont
i win

Jiro: You lose. smurf I LOSE

Jake: smurf I LOSE
haha
hate you

Jiro:No you don't

Jake: i know

Timekeeper: I made a gollem pacman on gamemaker
When you get the ring he says My precious
and then the ghosts become fish and you eat them
and he says Raw and wriggly

Jake: i need mind sustainence
says father

Timekeeper: Eat a doplhin

Jiro: You need a real brain imho
There is no return

Timekeeper: Hah you actually did

Jiro: We are doomed

Jake: EVERYONE STOP

Jiro: *boom headshot*
*CRITICAL HIT*
*pwn'd*

Timekeeper: Roses are red violets are blue all my base are belong to you

Jake: i added in the dance just after she left

Sophie: i am bored

Jake: RUN TO MY HOUSE
GO
DO IT

Sophie: OK

Jake: DONT BE A WIMP

Sophie: THAT IS VERY FAR

Timekeeper: Not for caps lock man

Sophie: IF CLOVER COMES WITH ME
BET SHE WONT
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE SHE IS A.

Jake: GO CLOVER
DO IT

Sophie: I’m going to bed again

Jake: DONT BE A WIMP
bed=kitchen

Jiro: Sleep = sammiches?

Jake: take THAT society
psilocybin mushroom or magical mushroom. When Indigested produces a hallucenogenic high which can result in stomach bleeding or tasting the color green!

Timekeeper: and the times are

Krisite: VICTORY!

Timekeeper: 10:25 leave lands

Kristie: im all set for tomorrow guys

Timekeeper: *punches sky*

Jiro: *fist pump*
*eats hotdog*

Timekeeper: I LOVE LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
*sigh*

Jiro: *huff*
*puff*
*blows down house*

Kristie: *screams*

Jake: *GTFOs*?

Jiro: I'm goin' in, cover me!

Jake: *pew pew*

Jiro: OMFG
No way

Timekeeper: yes way

Jiro: I just... that was... it was a tear!
I just teared up man

Rachran: for you info i found that

Jake: no he didnt!
pics or it didnt happen
ha, i win

Rachran: dang

Jiro: I don't have a webcam at this moment

Jake: punch it
thats right, PUNCH IT

Jiro: Smurfin' BLAM BLAM BLAU
You know what the problem is with caps lock?
Once it's on, you can't go on EVEN MORE
It's just the same

Kristie: yeah i know!
its annoying.

Jake: indeed
i also concur

Rachran: so does rachran

Timekeeper: If you shout
then go all quiet
people might listen harder

Jiro: YO WHAT UP

Jake:  PANTS etc
how was uni teste?
test*

Jiro: I smurfing kicked its papery ass

Jake: did u apologise afterwards?
coz u better not have

Jiro: I went to apologise, but the Invigilators glared at me!

Jake: tasty
did u punch them?
BEST.GAME.EVER.

Jiro: Nick, check the recent archived thread

Timekeeper: Wait

Jiro: The horror of Aaron Freed and his... "pork sword"

Timekeeper: where is archived threads?

Jake: WAIT WHAT
PORK SWORD?
I CANNOT UNREAD THAT
I HATE YOU

Jiro: HEY smurf YOU I CANNOT UNREAD IT EITHER
AND OTHERS, OTHERS CANNOT UNSEE IT
SO SHUT IT
YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW WHO AARON FREED IS
I KNOW

Timekeeper: NO U

Jake: I DONT CARE, YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW WHO IT IS

Timekeeper: NO U

Jake: YES ME

Timekeeper: Maybe I won't look for the archived threads then

Kristie: scofield is so annoying.

Jiro: He wants you
Wants you hard

Jake: KRISTIE
KICK HIM NAO

Jiro: smurf yes pringles
I welcome our new overloards

Timekeeper: obvious troll is obvious

Kristie: ohhh, i thought you were making a list of people who want me, and i was going to say, WHO ELSE IS ON THERE:S

Rachran: me

Jake: dudes, im watching candle jack, and chasers just star

Rachran: holy crap dont talk about candlejack he will ra

Jiro: No, oh smurf no he's coming guys, it's smurfing candlejack he's going to g

Jake: not even candle jack would watch not the ori

Kristie: that list?!

Timekeeper: They dead

Kristie: TELL ME ABOUT THE LIST

Jake: lets see kristies reaction to our candle jack and the sent

Kristie: the list, NOW.

Timekeeper: There is no list, I'm making you paranoid
Or was I>>!>!?!?!>@111!>@>!one

Kristie: just tell me, if there is

Timekeeper: well you can look at my list

Kristie: what list?

Timekeeper: my list

Kristie: guys,

Rachran: what

Jake: WUT

Timekeeper: IM AZOMBIE

Jiro: Zmobies oh

Timekeeper: ZOMG!

Kristie: do you reckon its a bad idea to entertain someones idea of me having casual sex with them, to get something i REALLY need?

Jake: ZOMFG
IS IT SCOFILED?
INTERMISSION

Jiro: Oh man you're all be sarcastic and aren't you

Jake: jake isnt

Timekeeper: They are, they hate you

Rachran: no i love you
and if you dont love me ill force my love in

Jake: does anyone want another quick intermission?
HOLY MOTHERF***ER
JUST WAIT
EVERYONE STOP
NEWS ON IN BACKGROUND
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
ABORIGINALS ARE 12% MORE LIKELY TO GO TO JAIL

Timekeeper: Seriously?

Jake: just thought i needed to say that

Timekeeper: What channel?

Jiro: smurf where does that leave me?

Jake: wait
13%*
no idea
dads in control
im just half-listening

Jiro: BUT I LOOK WHITE DOES THAT MEAN I"M OKAY?

Rachran: well dik that leaves you in jail

Jake: PROBS

Jiro: Oh smurf

Rachran: ashley is saying he can beat me in a arm wrestle

Kristie: you want to kill me, so NERR

Timekeeper: I do now.

Jake: KILL HIM RACHRAN
SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
RIGHT NOW
PL0X

Timekeeper: With you guns

Jake: also sell ur gun to buy bullets
sex is whats happening
somwhere yes
but whats happaini here
here
ex
sex*

Jiro: essex

Jake: ow im missing out......

And now the winner! PS ilu The Man