~*~*~*Presenting a EoFF Christmas Drama~*~*~

[Christmas]

Do you happen to be the legendary Psychotic? I heard you are pretty famous around here! Well, I dun allow people to be more famous than me!

: Fame is what you make of it, sweetheart

I think you should be off staff, as a matter of fact, off the forums that are owned by ME.

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I found your face rather disturbing! I am thinking of banning you from posting in the picture thread! Like I said, no one from planet hideous are allowed!

What the smurf. Who the hell do you think you are? I am gorgeous. Hell, many people thought I should have won Cutest/Sexiest Female at the Ciddies. Well, my boobs anyway, because no one here bothers looking me in the eyes, though I can hardly blame them because they are pretty fantastic... Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, stfu. Go suck an egg.

Speaking of Ciddies, why aren't I nominated for anything? I think the Ciddies must be abolished considering that a freak like you made it to Cutest/Sexiest Female. And your boobs are the worst thing ever.

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I love you too, Shlup.

And for the record, I think you're beautiful.

I find that cat smiley and the smiley pretty irritating. I think the only smiley that should be allowed here are , and

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asking our members to worship santa might create a legal problem.

I AM THE LAW, CLOWN.