I saw Edward Cullen outside of Wal-Mart on the roof of a Bloodmobile

[rubah]

I am thoroughly dazzled right now, and wondering where my 472 mL of precious bodily fluid went.

Donated blood lately?

[Logie]

I have, indeed. 'Twas the highlight of my life when they gave me a heart plushie in return! And people think I give blood because I'm a good person.

[Del Murder]

Yeah I do it occasionally, mainly for the free cookies.

[Jess]

No, the time I went to give blood I wasn't allowed.

I have to have an anemia test first!

[Tavrobel]

No, the time I went to give blood I wasn't allowed.

I have to have an anemia test first! eat first, apparently.

[Ouch!]

I'm not allowed to give blood ever because I lived in Norway. The FDA thinks I have mad cow disease.

[rubah]

No, the time I went to give blood I wasn't allowed.

I have to have an anemia test first!

Yes, that's the hardest part for me. I feel fine when they stick me with the tester, but then my vision goes black and my ears close up and my basal temperature shoots up. I managed somehow! Probably because of the pretty little Dragon Knight clenching my hand in terrawr. :orenji:

[Christmas]

My blood is always donated to the mosquitoes without my consent.

[Raistlin]

I have not, though I have to get blood tests regularly because of the medication I'm on. It's a damn good thing I don't have a fear of needles or seeing my own blood.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I don't give blood sorry to say whenever I've gone to give blood I normally can't because of alcohol, prescription pills or weed levels in my blood stream. But even my slightly "cleaner" lifestyle these days I probably could.

[Shlup]

I hate the questionnaire for it.

"Are you a gay male?" No.
"Are you sure.?" Yes.
"Fine. ...Have you had intercourse with a gay male?" No.
"Hmm... What about a male who's not gay but sometimes has sex with males?" No.
"Even if it was only one time it's still a little gay." I said no!
"Oral counts." Still no.
"...How well do you trust your husband?" Goddammit STFU!

Those blood drives hate the gays.

And I haven't given blood since before I moved. *sigh*

[sir helix]

i cant give blood, even if i get a little bit drawn i get all fainty like a fairy tale gity schoolgirl. its not cool.

[Bastian]

I used to love to give blood back when I was a virgin.

It really is a bit unreasonable that simply because I'm a homo I can't donate. The likelihood of me having HIV is ridiculously low. Especially in comparison to most straight people I know.

[Raistlin]

I hate the questionnaire for it.

"Are you a gay male?" No.
"Are you sure.?" Yes.
"Fine. ...Have you had intercourse with a gay male?" No.
"Hmm... What about a male who's not gay but sometimes has sex with males?" No.

Don't they disqualify you for lying?

[theundeadhero]

I've never been able to donate blood from either tattoos or a country of the world I had recently lived in.