Rye, I have a cake in the fridge and the legs of an Irishman. Come over?
Rye, I have a cake in the fridge and the legs of an Irishman. Come over?
Oh baby, you've just activated MY starpower!
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Sorry, I've been playing Rock Band... >.>
Wanna take a ride on my disco stick?
Get me 5 cans of beans and we have a deal!Originally Posted by Rantzien
Baby did you fart? 'Cos you blow me away!
On Topic: I'd smurf all of you, it's Christmas!
Str8 Pimpin'
Hey baby do you know karate cause your body is kickin'!
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If you were an elevator/escalator, I would go up and down you ALL THE TIME!
*New Rule*
You must tell the person what gender you are before they have to post.
i.e.
You are so fine girl.
Male
I'm Male
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
My hand hurts and I cant get this bra off. Could you help?
Hey baby, wanna mount my hard drive?
Thread over.
Oh Moon baby, it ain't over till you make me sing
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
Bah, no one flirts with me
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
That's just because I'm waiting for the roofie to kick in...
I mean....
Hello, I love you wont' you tell me your name.
NeoCracker has such a cute prehensile tail. And a cute non-prehensile t-.... nah xD j/k :P
Its because men are too intimidated by your intelligence, so instead they admire you from a distance.Bah, no one flirts with me
NeoCracker: I don't need to flirt with you... get into bed now.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
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