I think you're an alcoholic - this is what, the fifth thread you've started about drinking on weekdays?

ANYWAY. I can drink unholy/unhealthy amounts. Actually, I can just keep drinking. That's not to say that I don't eventually start not remembering things and being a general douche bag.

Uhhhmmmm. Usually if I knock back four or five shots before going out to the club then I'm decently knackered when I get there. That's when I start guzzling back beer after beer and suddenly think tequila shots are a good idea and then wait whose car am I in where is my wallet how did I get home last night is that puke in my drawer.