Look at you with your new wave haircut 
Check you out with your airbrush makeup 
Look at you 
Check you out 
Look at you with your white mesh half shirt 
Check you out with your spandex miniskirt 
Look at you 
Check you out 
And what's the deal with that hot 




 head toss? 
What the smurf, is that hot pink lip gloss? 
What's the deal? 
What the smurf? 
You make me sick.
Yeah right
You're such a black lacquer table 
Excuse me? You sure talk a lot. 
Well you're as fake as a beauty shop nagle 
Admit it, you want what I got 
You've got invisible fangs 
And Terri Nunn bangs 
Your erotic cabaret is nonstop 
You're wearing too many belts 
And I bet they leave welts 
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop 
Get over here 
I know what you want 
Yeah? 
Yeah. 
Look at you with your teenage hard on 
Check you out with your black lace bra on 
Look at you 
Check you out 
Look at you with your mouth on my tit 
Check you out with your hand on my dick 
Look at you 
Check you out, yeah 
Look at you with my hand down your pants 
Check you out getting' smurfed while we dance 
Look at you 
Check you out 
smurfin' on the dance floor 
smurfin' on the dance floor 
Everybody's smurfin' 
smurfin' on the dance floor