Quote Originally Posted by seiferalmasy2 View Post
1. His story is absurd. We have here a talking mechanical cat and a stuffed toy roaming about in what is supposed to be a reasonably realistic story. (also he is roaming around the Golden Saucer when you meet him - he fits right in, love love love). Look at how he enters your party for starters "I am coming with you no matter WHAT you say" to boot with a flimsy Fortune Teller story.
HAHAHAHAHA HO HO HO HOHO HO HO HAHAAHHA LOLOLOLOLOLOL GEE HEEE HEEE HEE HAR HAR HAR *gasp* OOOOOOOH HO HO HO. Seriously. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~

I forgot that squatting contests at gay gyms to win wigs, anatomically impossible boobs, chocobo races, a random purple ghost "chocobo sage" that lives at the North Pole, an interstellar destroyer of worlds that can shapeshift and also has big boobs, gravity-defying hair, twenty foot long swords, snowboarding mini games with random balloons floating everywhere, magical orbs of crystalized souls that give you MAGIC, a shapeshifting vampire, a talking red dog-cat-warrior-mystic thing, and floating old men were totally realistic. Oh yeah and Barrett has a gun for an arm.

lololololololololololol. URRRRRRRR FUNNEEEEEEEE~~~

Also this:

Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
Cait Sith was an entertaining character. An obnoxious robot controlled by a sympathetic Shinra worker? That sounds pretty interesting to me.

Cait Sith and Yuffie are the two most unjustly maligned characters from FF7's (the Yuffie-centered sidequest of her stealing all of your materia was one of the most interesting parts of the game).