Laffy Taffy jokes make me lose faith in humanity

[leader of mortals]

I'm eating some Laffy Taffy's that I got for christmas, and I was reading the jokes... Here they are, they are so horrible that you can't even laugh at how bad they are.

When was the meat so High?
(SPOILER)when the cow jumped over the moon

What happened to the wind?
(SPOILER)It blew away

Why didn't the lobster share?
(SPOILER)Because he was shellfish

Why couldn't the skeeleton add 1+1
(SPOILER)Because he didn't have a brain (I hope this was supposed to be an anti-joke)

What can you throw but can't catch?
(SPOILER)A party

What did one triangle say to the other?
(SPOILER)Lets get together and square dance

How do billboards talk?
(SPOILER)Sign Language! (This is one that, after reading the others, is like god)

What kind of chain is edible?
(SPOILER)A foood chain

What is in the middle of Paris?
(SPOILER)The letter "R" (Another I didn't hate, I was expecting something much worse)

What is the funniest bone in your body?
(SPOILER)The humerus (smurf, I knew it)

Why is the baker so mean?
(SPOILER)Because he beats his bread ()

What is a fish's favorite country?
(SPOILER)Finland

How do you fix a monkey?
(SPOILER)With a Monkey Wrench! (GAH!)

What does a ship say when it's cold?
(SPOILER)Shiver me Timbers! (ARGGGGGGGG)

Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?
(SPOILER)The Grumpire State Building! (I am very sorry you had to read that)

What did the cake say to the candle?
(SPOILER)You're burning my back (Another bad anti-joke)

What did Delaware?
(SPOILER)She wore a brand New Jersey! (I lost brain cells)

What do pigs give on thanksgiving?
(SPOILER)Valenswines (can't do math now)

What is a room no one can enter?
(SPOILER)A mushroom (/wrist)

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? (Last one, please be good!)
(SPOILER)At parking meteors (You are scum)

Edit: Lol, forgot a topic...

Topic: What are some of the worst jokes you have ever heard? And I mean actually horrible, not "So bad it's good"

[Laddy]

A millionaire and Italian go skydiving. The Millionaire's parachute dosen't open so the Italian guy grabs a hold of him lets his parachute loose. The millionaire says, "Thanks for saving me, sir! I will give you ten thousand dollars!" The Italian guy says, "Mamma Mia!" and lets go of the millionaire.

-.-

[Marshall Banana]

They made me laugh.

[Christmas]

I dun like jokes. I am a serious person.

[Moon Rabbits]

laffy taffy is the best thing ever and you are wrong.

[Lawr]

I dunno corny jokes make me laugh the hardest.

[Psychotic]

Personally, hearing about newborn babies being raped in Africa because a few AIDS sufferers have been led to believe it will cure them makes me lose faith in humanity, but hey, different strokes for different folks I guess!

[Vermachtnis]

They made me laugh.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I just had a Laffy Taffy. They jokes were terrible too!

When does it rain money?
(SPOILER)When there is a change in weather!

and

Which are the stronger days of the week?
(SPOILER)Saturday and Sunday. - The rest are weekdays!

[guffman]

DUDE! how much candy did you eat to get all these jokes? they are REALLY bad btdub.

[Shlup]

Dammit, Psy, the only thing keeping me alive was blocking that from my learning.

[Melissaur]

Personally, hearing about newborn babies being raped in Africa because a few AIDS sufferers have been led to believe it will cure them makes me lose faith in humanity, but hey, different strokes for different folks I guess!

You depress me!

[Psychotic]

You guys should just read the Laffy Taffy jokes to cheer yourselves up!

[rubah]

I have a better version of that Baker joke:

Why couldn't the Baker go on the Atkins diet?
(SPOILER)Because he kneads his bread!

[Marshall Banana]