Best of '09 - Revelations

[Shiny]

I see putting up the results is going to take all week. The more you guys [strike]spam[/strike] post the quicker these results will go!

[Psychotic]

Award Shiny indeed.

[Shoeberto]

I still kinda wish I would've made that mashup of Joel and the Fatman videos. My conscience kept me from doing something so terribly mean, but man... it would've been hilarious.

[Momiji]

I have never played any of the games or seen any of the animes that have won so far. Hopefully something I am interested in actually wins something!

There really weren't that many interesting shows last year.

[Del Murder]

Haven't read these books either.

[Shiny]

Best Hook-Up

Who would have thought that a dorky golfer could be such a mack? Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few months you've no doubt heard about Tiger Woods and all of his escapades. Whether you care or not remains to be seen. I know I don't, but then again I hate golf. Here's to you Tiger Woods and #1, #2, #3, etc. Play on playa!

Winner: Tiger Woods and 15+ women

Best Meltdown

Now, admittedly Bale is a good actor, but amazing acting could not save him from the horrors of sound production. As it turns out, one of the boom operators recorded Bale freaking out on the Director of Photography about lights. People were amused and some were outraged. They're light lovers you see. The freak-out became so popular that the music version of his meltdown was featured on the news right before they announced that everyone will die of Cancer.

Winner: Christian Bale on the set of
Terminator Salvation

Best Quote

If I had fingers for the amount times Kanye said something douchey I'd be some sort of a mutant thing because I'd have entirely too many fingers. His behavior during the VMA's even surpassed another WTF Moment of that night; that is Lil Mama randomly getting on stage with Jay Z and Alicia Keys while they were performing a song Lil Mama had nothing to do with. We know Kanye, you worked with Jay Z on a song, but you don't have to kiss his wifey's ass. If people can learn anything from Kanye's words it is to not drink right before an award ceremony and don't prance on stage with a haircut worse than a Sisqo doo trying to tell somebody they shouldn't have won. Whew, that was a mouth full.

Winner: “Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you
finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!”
--Kanye West

Best WTF Was That Moment

The death of an icon. You may remember where you were when you heard that Michael Jackson had died. I was in my room and it took me a while to even believe that this was true. It's one of those moments where few who grew up listening to him on a daily basis like I did will forget. He touched the hearts of many through song in a way that many musicians could/cannot. Although there was a lot of controversy surrounding him; regardless of what he did he was still undeniably talented and ingenious. It's because of him that so many musicians who are popular today are going. It's because of him that we have such lyrics like, "Your butt is mine." Truly amazing. He will be missed.

Winner: Michael Jackson dying

[rubah]

Maybe MJ isn't really dead. I mean, how do we know for sure?

[Loony BoB]

How do we know he didn't die years ago? HMMM?

[Momiji]

I still think MJ's gonna come back as a zombie and perform Thriller live.

[Shiny]

How do we know he didn't die years ago? HMMM?

That would explain why he lost his nose. Stay tune for the next list of award winners after this commercial break!


YouTube - Banned Commercial Date farts in car

[Raistlin]

I still think MJ's gonna come back as a zombie and perform Thriller live.

I think he already was a zombie and just fell apart.

[Shoeberto]

The stuff with Tiger has just been so crazy. It was such a slow trickle of details initiated by "Tiger Woods was in a crash" where each part just became stranger and stranger. I kinda feel bad for all involved, but it is kind of an epic story when you think about all of the craziness to it.

[rubah]

what's the latest? I haven't kept up with it

[Shoeberto]

what's the latest? I haven't kept up with it

- Tiger gets into a crash.
- Crash is suspicious, seemingly self-inflicted, but he doesn't want it investigated.
- It turns out he crashed his car because his wife was beating him with a golf club.
- His wife was beating him with a golf club because he cheated on her.
- Since the initial reveal that she cheated on him, there's been like, a hojillion women come out and say that he's slept with them.

I think that's kinda where it's been for a few weeks. It was just such a strange series of events.

[rubah]

oh, you made it sound like there was more to it xD