Best of '09 - Revelations

[Shiny]

Best Song

I had a special thing planned for this award. I was going to ask a bunch of people if they'd like to sing this song. The way it would go: one person sings just one line from the song and then the next sings a line and so on until the song was complete. Then I would I mesh it together in Pro Tools with the beat and err thang. Unfortunately, I didn't have much time this month or last to get that done, but I think this would still be cool to do! What do you guys think? /notreallyaspeech

Winner: "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga

Best Solo Artist

The lone ranger is something that people can respect. These are people that have the gall to stand up on stage in front of thousands -- if not millions of people and sing their hearts out all by themselves. If there is one person who did this best, it was Michael Jackson. All the man had to do was grab his crotch, rip his t-shirt, and go, "Ohhh" and people would eat it up. It just goes to show you that even in death he is bad, dangerous, and invincible.

Winner: Michael Jackson

[Loony BoB]

Uuuuuurrrrrrrrgh none I wanted to win. It's like I'm watching an awards show.

Wait.

[Rye]

Huxley loves to sing and dance to Lady Gaga, especially Paparazzi. I had a whole playlist for Lady Gaga in my iPod for him when we had my car to connect it to. xD

[charliepanayi]

Good lord those music winners are worse than your average Brit Award or Grammy winners.

[Jessweeee♪]

Hahaha I have a friend that has a major lezzy crush on Lady Gaga and puts up videos of her singing her songs on youtube xD

[NeoCracker]

...Jay-Z? Black Eyed Peas?

Okay you know what, I am going to listen to girls at work more than I am going to listen to you guys.

You know, I'd agree with you, only the girls at my work would probably go along with these people.

[Shiny]

Best Comedy Series

When you mix vulgar gross-out comedy in with parody what do you get? You get a show that has withstood the test of time and constroversy. The writers, Tyler Parker and Matt Stone are not shy of stirring up the pot. They're pretty much the kings of making fun of celebrities, movies, politicians, Walmart, Barbara Streisand, Canadians, and anything else they can get their hands on. But perhaps, the most popular episode of 2009 was the Kanye West one featuring an auto-tune song about gay fish and slapping Marlin ass. Yeah, I dunno either....

Winner: South Park

Best Drama Series

Since the kick off of Season Four in 2009, there's been more buzz than usual surrounding the show, Dexter, about a self-righteous serial killer that kills well, other killers. The arrival of supporting actor, John Lithgow could have something to do with it. He stars as a seemingly cordial family man at day and a deranged serial killer at night. Sound familiar?

Winner: Dexter

Best Game Show

Deal or No Deal took it's cue from successful game shows like Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and Weakest Link by [strike]stealing[/strike] borrowing the premise from another country. In this case, they borrowed from the Dutch. The show features 25 or so female models holding cases with numbers on them. In one of these cases is usually a millionaire dollars -- though sometimes it's more. A person has to choose a case and hope that it's worth more than a penny. Then Howie Ball Head usually calls on his silly prop phone and speaks to a non-existent banker which offers contestants an amount of money to leave. They can either choose to take it, or be ballsy and play a game of pure luck and guess.

Winner: Deal or No Deal

[Laddy]

No Survivor.

BULLSHEET

[Psychotic]

South Park rules.

No Lost? Get out of here.

No Noel Edmonds? Get out of here, baldo, whoever the hell you even are.

[Shiny]

Best Anime
Code Geiass

Best Character
Hitagi Senjougahara & Takamura Mamoru (Tie)

Best Manga
Usagi Drop

Best Action/Adventure
Grand Theft Auto IV: Ballad of Gay Tony

Best FPS
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Best RPG
Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition

Best Video Game Character
Ezio

Best Internet Personality
Loony BoB

Best Viral Video
Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody

Best Website (Aside from EoFF)
FML

Best Author
Michael Crichton

Best Book to Get Someone You Hate
Angels and Demons by Dan Brown

Best Novel
Columbine by Dave Cullen & Stitches by David Small (Tie)

Best Hook-Up
Shlup and Shlup’s Vibrator

Best Meltdown
Jon and Kate in Jon and Kate Plus 8

Best Quote
"James Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women, swilling martinis and killing people. He's repulsive."
–– Matt Damon

Best WTF Was That Moment
Kanye West during Taylor Swift’s VMA speech

Best Animated Film
Avatar

Best Comedic Film
Zombieland

Best Dramatic Film
District 9

Best Horror Film
Drag Me to Hell, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, & Jennifer’s Body (3-Way Tie!)

Best Album
The E.N.D. (Energy Never Dies) by Black Eyed Peas

Best Rapper
Chipmunk

Best Band
Sigur Ros & The Dear Hunter (Tie)

Best Song
“Empire State of Mind” by Jay Z ft. Alicia Keys

Best Solo Artist
Lady Gaga

Best Comedy Series
Glee

Best Drama Series
Lost

Best Game Show
Survivor

[Raistlin]

South Park and Dexter are both very worthy winners.

[The Man]

Owl City is smurfing terrible. Anyone who thinks overusing autotune as much as he does is a good idea deserves to be dragged into the street and shot.

[Fujiko]

^______^

Owl City is smurfing terrible. Anyone who thinks overusing autotune as much as he does is a good idea deserves to be dragged into the street and shot.

Owl city is awesome! Anyone who thinks otherwise "deserves to be dragged into the street and shot".

[The Man]

Excuuuuuuuuuse me for having taste. Using computers in place of actual singing ability offends my ears.

[Shiny]

I agree with The Man. This is why I despise Lil Wayne and other musicians who overuse auto-tune.