Best of '09 - Revelations

[Shiny]

Best Animated Film

Unfortunately I haven't watched Up yet because the bootlegger gave me a crap copy. Jermaine/Sheneyney/Shaquifa/who ever kept getting up for a potty break. Malik also kept talking during the entire thing. For that reason, I can't give this a proper speech/review, but I will say this, the concept of a little old man flying around on balloons is adorable. Tavrobel would be proud.

Winner: Up

Best Comedic Film

What's the key to geting a successful comedic film under your boot? Well, cast three guys and one extremely creepy guy with a fairly unpronounceable last name. Step two: Have the setting be Las Vegas. Step three: Give them booze and a chicken. Step four: Introduce extreme plot conflict that is, "Omg wtf happened to the guy who is getting married in like 3 seconds?!" Step five: Kidnap a tiger. Step six: Let Mike Tyson knock out one of the actors. Step seven: Cops suck. Steal their squad car for your movie prop and then have the actors steal it in the film. Step eight: Stuff a naked and vulgar Asian man in the trunk of a car. Final step: Watch your film sky rocket to success.

Winner: The Hangover

Best Dramatic Film

When I think of dramatic I think of Meryl Streep, but she isn't in this. That would be weird. The casting was incredibly perfect for such a violent film, but wasn't as violent as some of Tarantino's other films. Still, who cares?! Hitler gets killed. There, I spoiled it for you. No I didn't. Of course he gets killed! I will stop having a discussion with myself now.

Winner: Inglourious Basterds

Best Horror Film

Okay, I haven't seen this one either, but for some reason people are always scared by things with demons in it. See: The Exorcist. The hype around this film was extreme and according to the votes, it lived up to the hype. So congrats PA for some how winning over the terrifying film, Jonas Brothers: 3D Concert experience.

Winner: Paranormal Activity

[Rantz]

Best Movies brought to you by: You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

[Del Murder]

Good set of winners for film. I'm glad that bitch Avatar didn't run away with it.

I'm also happy to see my Tiger Woods nomination won! I wonder if anyone else nominated it.

[Shoeberto]

I haven't seen Up or Paranormal Activity but I really wanna watch both. It's just hard for me to track down someone to watch super scary movies with

The other two were well-deserving of their wins, though. The Hangover definitely came out of nowhere to be the funniest movie of the year for me, and Inglorious Basterds was just awesome. Tarantino's still got it.

[The Man]

I am glad to see Stephenie Meyer didn't win best author.

That is all.

[Jowy]

I was slightly drunk when I went to see Paranormal Activity. I didn't really like it.

[Loony BoB]

Star Trek and Jonas Brothers were robbed.

[Del Murder]

It will be time for the 2010 awards by the time these revelations are done.

[Psychotic]

A girl at work told me Paranormal Activity is bad. Yet EoFF says it is good. I don't know who to believe!

[rubah]

a girl you work with is a brit ergo was drunk when she saw it which syncs perfectly to jowy's testimony that it's bad when drunk. So see it sober.

[Jessweeee♪]

A girl at work told me Paranormal Activity is bad. Yet EoFF says it is good. I don't know who to believe!

No one will admit IRL that they enjoyed a horror film as anything but a comedy!

[Shiny]

A girl at work told me Paranormal Activity is bad. Yet EoFF says it is good. I don't know who to believe!

No one will admit IRL that they enjoyed a horror film as anything but a comedy!

In that case, Drag Me to Hell should have won. That movie was hilarious!

Oh hi, you thought I was gonna post the next results didn't you? /smug

[Shoeberto]

Bish, I cut you!

[Shiny]

Note: Doing a part one of this since this is a bit longer than the other categories and also to add suspense.

Best Album

When you give a guy with a puppy dog face and a soft voice a microphone what do you get? You get hordes of women throwing their panties on the stage and an award for being the best album of the year. The vocalist's dreamy lyrics and velvety soft voice is something few people can resist -- or at least few members of this site can. Go ahead, you know you want him to sign your boob.

Winner: Ocean Eyes by Owl City

Best Rapper

Jay's got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. Winning awards for him also doesn't seem to be a problem. Ever since the release of his first Blueprint album, people have been calling him the King of Hip Hop. He is also the self-proclaimed Best Rapper alive. It's no wonder why people have been thinking of him in the same light for years now. He sells out albums, he sells out concerts, and has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain. I'd be damn if this wasn't the best past five years for him. H.O.V.A.!

Winner: Jay-Z

Best Band

To think, ten years ago they used to be a credible band punching out beats with an underground vibe. After getting rid of their old singer, they just aren't the same anymore. Now they've become more generic and popish. And with that "selling out" they've also become more popular. With all their singles hitting to the top of the Billboard for the past three or so years, it's no wonder why they are considered one of the biggest bands out there right now. They're unique, they're sellouts, and we love 'em even when we hate 'em because that make sense...maybe.

Winner: Black Eyed Peas

[Psychotic]

...Jay-Z? Black Eyed Peas?

Okay you know what, I am going to listen to girls at work more than I am going to listen to you guys.