Note: Doing a part one of this since this is a bit longer than the other categories and also to add suspense.

Best Album
When you give a guy with a puppy dog face and a soft voice a microphone what do you get? You get hordes of women throwing their panties on the stage and an award for being the best album of the year. The vocalist's dreamy lyrics and velvety soft voice is something few people can resist -- or at least few members of this site can. Go ahead, you know you want him to sign your boob.


Winner: Ocean Eyes by Owl City
Best Rapper
Jay's got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. Winning awards for him also doesn't seem to be a problem. Ever since the release of his first Blueprint album, people have been calling him the King of Hip Hop. He is also the self-proclaimed Best Rapper alive. It's no wonder why people have been thinking of him in the same light for years now. He sells out albums, he sells out concerts, and has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain. I'd be damn if this wasn't the best past five years for him. H.O.V.A.!



Winner: Jay-Z

Best Band
To think, ten years ago they used to be a credible band punching out beats with an underground vibe. After getting rid of their old singer, they just aren't the same anymore. Now they've become more generic and popish. And with that "selling out" they've also become more popular. With all their singles hitting to the top of the Billboard for the past three or so years, it's no wonder why they are considered one of the biggest bands out there right now. They're unique, they're sellouts, and we love 'em even when we hate 'em because that make sense...maybe.


Winner: Black Eyed Peas