New Decade's resolutions

[SuperMillionaire]

I resolve to be a doper person.

I can increase my Dope Factor (patent pending) in the following ways:

• Practice my skills
• Choose a hobby to become adept at
• Stop being so smurfing fat

Don't worry, I'm on top of this .

Smoke dope?

I certainly hope not. I think ShlupQuack should have used a different word...