Ronald McDonald and friends

There's only one person I have fun with these days, and I doubt she'd be up for going on a cruise with me. But if she were... well, she'd have to teach me how to swim. And then we could have fun!

Ha

foa's afraid of big boats. I'm afraid of big bodies of water. Mild hydrophobia. Likely due to not being able to float in it

But supposing I could do whatever, I'd like to water ski. Or do that thing where you've got a parachute and flyyyy

Or splash-fight. Rawr...