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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    What would you do if you were walking through the woods and encountered a living adult bear?
    What kind of bear? Kodiak? Black? Boring? Grizzly?

    Small bear: scare it away
    Big bear: fight to the death

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    Yell at it like Scrooge in the Don Rosa comic where he's a youngster in africa. That'll show him.

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    kick that mothersmurfer in his jaw til his teeth fall out is what i do. call me a punk? heeeeeeell naw

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I'm diggin' Shoeberto's answer.

    *Commence 80's slow-mo kick to the monkey's gun hand*


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    Peegee, this was the bear:



    Bear: Popular with homosexual men and some straight women who dig really hairy guys.

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    >>> Kill the bear and eat it..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Nothing funny. Probably just :bou::bou::bou::bou: my pants before being swiftly torn into pieces.

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    Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    pretend to be a tree
    Bears climb trees.

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    A bear as in an animal: Get mauled and die a horrible death.
    A bear as in what Shiny posted: Be a little disgusted.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    I want to ride on a bear's back! Bears are so cute!

    Have you guys ever seen a polar bear sleeping in a kiddie swimming pool? There's nothing cuter!

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    Start acting like a lunatic... The bear will run off by sheer madness I'll be enacting...Oh wait I do that already XD


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    that dude has some pretty awesome pants. i think i`ll let my the chimp shoot him then take the pants for myself.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    The pants look like they're made of tinfoil. Cavemen don't have tinfoil!

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    Mr. Bojangles was not amused. After being completely embarrassed by your actions, he pulled a small pistol out of his jam jams and pointed it towards your crotch. Congratulations you're now an eunuch!

    This is the pistol:


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    Well first of all with the bear, I would regret being in the woods, and as for Mr Bojangles, I would regret those shotting lessons I got for him. What a waste of money.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    The pants look like they're made of tinfoil. Cavemen don't have tinfoil!
    but they had computers and car insurance.

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