really? all of my life i have been planning to become a tree in order to escape the coming bear armies. dammit.Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
Bears climb trees.
Aw snap! That cannon is the same size as my... little finger.Mr. Bojangles was not amused. After being completely embarrassed by your actions, he pulled a small pistol out of his jam jams and pointed it towards your crotch. Congratulations you're now an eunuch!
This is the pistol:
ask him where hes.
A polar bear is approaching you and your dogs. You have only a few seconds to escape before the polar bear gets too close. Your dogs are currently tied to a pole and cannot escape on their own unless you set them free. Think fast! What would you do?
I'm a cat lover. I wish the best of luck to the dogs though
I'd sic the pet monkey on the polar bear.
Maybe he'll justreally? all of my life i have been planning to become a tree in order to escape the coming bear armies. dammit.Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
Bears climb trees.
What kind of dogs?
Siberian Huskies
Leave the dogs, escape myself. I can get more dogs. I can't get more me.
I'd imitate a polar bear of the other polar bear's preferred gender. Then we would cuddle.
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I like Huskies but dude I like living too.
Coca-Cola!
You may have escaped selfishly and left your dogs to a potentially hazardous situation, but your dogs are doing fine. As it turns out, polar bears are dog lovers.
AWW! *rubs the polar bear's tummy and makes baby noises*
I would then attempt to train the polar bear to viciously slay my enemies.
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