"What Would You Do" Situations

[Kamiko]

I will kill her.

And to the bear question: I will tranquilize it, and then take it to my lab, where I'll give it a rabbit's docility and replace its canines with katanas.

[G13]

I'd craftily get her to say her name backwards and send her back to the fifth dimension.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're in a hotel room with Miley Cyrus. Don't ask. She has given you an ultimatum. She wants you to listen to her entire CD. If you do not oblige, she will tell the police that you molested her. Your options are slim and include: spending time in jail or listening to quite possibly the worst music of the century. What would you do?

I'd listen to it and then sleep with her.

I'd craftily get her to say her name backwards and send her back to the fifth dimension.

Lulz.

[Mercen-X]

What would you do if you were walking through the woods and encountered a living adult bear?

I'd say, "Bad bear. You should be dead. Go on now. Die! Die now! Good bear."

What would you do if your son was at home, cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

Well, it probably would be my only way since I'm too damn lazy to look for a decent job. Hell, I'd sleep with the guy.

BUT WAIT! Uh oh! You've done it now! You managed to piss off your pet chimp. Now Bojangles the Chimp wants revenge.
What would you do?

Most likely, the fact that I'm dumb and slow-moving would get me shot in some portion of body. But the hairy beast is only crafty enough to figure how to pull the trigger once, so mosey over, take the gun and beat the tar out of him.

A polar bear is approaching you and your dogs. You have only a few seconds to escape before the polar bear gets too close. Your dogs are currently tied to a pole and cannot escape on their own unless you set them free. Think fast! What would you do?

You may have escaped selfishly and left your dogs to a potentially hazardous situation, but your dogs are doing fine. As it turns out, polar bears are dog lovers.

I knew them dogs would be fine.

You're in a hotel room with Miley Cyrus. Don't ask. She has given you an ultimatum. She wants you to listen to her entire CD. If you do not oblige, she will tell the police that you molested her. Your options are slim and include: spending time in jail or listening to quite possibly the worst music of the century. What would you do?

If Miley were to claim I molested her, I'd make for damn sure it were true and then some. Where's her friend Emily in this situation? Wouldn't mind prison for a two-fer.

[Ramza Beoulve]

What would you do if you were walking through the woods and encountered a living adult bear?

I would try to give him a hug. Who doesn't love a bear hug?

What would you do if your son was at home, cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

I would make the man talk about his problems with men and money, during all night, and make him give me the money anyways.

BUT WAIT! Uh oh! You've done it now! You managed to piss off your pet chimp. Now Bojangles the Chimp wants revenge.
What would you do?

Mmmmm...

A polar bear is approaching you and your dogs. You have only a few seconds to escape before the polar bear gets too close. Your dogs are currently tied to a pole and cannot escape on their own unless you set them free. Think fast! What would you do?

I would hug the bear too! Everyone loves bear hugs, even BEARS!

You're in a hotel room with Miley Cyrus. Don't ask. She has given you an ultimatum. She wants you to listen to her entire CD. If you do not oblige, she will tell the police that you molested her. Your options are slim and include: spending time in jail or listening to quite possibly the worst music of the century. What would you do?

I would "hear" it, and then tell the police she MOLESTED me.

[Shiny]

You're a judge. Two people have been arrested for theft. Person A stole food from a nearby grocery. Person B shoplifted in a clothing store. Person A claims that they stole the food because they lost their job and it's the only way they can feed their family during this time of financial trouble. Person B claims that they are a kleptomaniac and cannot control their urge to steal. You're faced with the choice of charging these two people. What would you do?

Feel free to add your own scenarios!

[Rantz]

If I sentence them both to death, the problem disappears, right?

[Raistlin]

I'd lock Person A up, and tell them that stealing from a bank once is better than stealing from a grocery store every couple of days.

I'd order Person B to be taken out back and shot. Crazy people can't be helped.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd lock Person A up, and tell them that stealing from a bank once is better than stealing from a grocery store every couple of days.

I'd order Person B to be taken out back and shot. Crazy people can't be helped.

I liked this so much I lost my idea.

[Iceglow]

I'd lock Person A up, and tell them that stealing from a bank once is better than stealing from a grocery store every couple of days.

I'd order Person B to be taken out back and shot. Crazy people can't be helped.

I like the part b of this, however I would for part A assume it is a woman hell even if it's not I would sentence them to become a whore. A whore would be useful to the desperate and needful. They would also have a job thus ending the problem completely.

[G13]

I'd steal their girlfriends to teach them a lesson.