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    What would you do if you were walking through the woods and encountered a living adult bear?

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    Catch it and ride it into battle while throwing pinecones at my enemies.

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    Ask him where Boo Boo is.

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    it'll be in his crotch, that's where
    cheeky bears

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    What would you do if your son was at home, cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

    Oh, erm, bears... I would probably back off slowly. No sudden movements. Bears are serious business!


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    pretend to be a tree

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    i'd climb bunny to escape the bear

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    The bear appears to be completely oblivious that you're even there and begins to take a giant dump in your presence. You're safe for now. The bear is gonna be a while...

    BUT WAIT! Uh oh! You've done it now! You managed to piss off your pet chimp. Now Bojangles the Chimp wants revenge.


    "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

    What would you do?

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    Compliment that outfit.

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    Throw pinecones at him. Maybe see if I can get the chimp and the bear to fight it out.

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    Begin to act like a monkey until he's convinced that HE is really the human, and then he drops the gun to consider the ethical quandaries of shooting an innocent creature, and then I take the gun and pistol whip him to the ground.


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    throw the bear at him

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