How clumsy are you?

I'm constantly bumping into things, tripping over, dropping things and breaking things. I'm sooo clumsy. I daren't wear skirts/dresses without black tights because I'm usually covered in bruises.

on Sunday, I reached a new height of clumsiness and I tripped over, fell through a fire door and fell head first into the concrete outside and knocked myself out. owwwwwwwwww. I still have a big bruised bump on my head!

so! anybody else incredibly clumsy or is it just me?