Somebody on eoff was on omegle once. The stranger goes 'asl?' and he (eoffer) replies 'PG?'
xD
Somebody on eoff was on omegle once. The stranger goes 'asl?' and he (eoffer) replies 'PG?'
xD
haha
PG, post some logs!
marick you smurfing rock. i mean fail.
I had a pretty interesting Omegle conversation a while back. Apparently, some teenager was typing for his sister who wanted to cyber with someone. I played along to see where it went, but accidentally hit the "home" button on my keyboard, disconnecting it.
Stranger: Hey
Me:Yo
Stranger: Whats up
Me: Oh I'm just floating around
(Stranger has disconnected)
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I want him alive.
You: No disintegrations
Stranger: luck
You: In my experience there's no such thing as luck
Stranger: hi, i m not horny
you f/m?
You: C'mon kid, let's blow this popstand and go home!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You will come to Alderaan with me if you are to learn the ways of the Force
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm a gay boy
You: You will come to Alderaan with me if you are to learn the ways of the Force
Stranger: what?
You: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. It is the weapon of a Jedi Knight, a light saber.
Stranger: r u kiding me ?
You: It surrounds us, it binds us, it penetrates us.
Stranger: who r u ?
You: I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think he was an Atheist.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 24 m S.Korea
You: 24 m N.Korea
Stranger: don't kidding man
You: not kidding man
Stranger: 미친새꺄
You: I don't speak S. Korean.
Stranger: 장난질 작작 좀 해 ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 왜?
Stranger: ㅋ
Stranger: 다 알아들으면서 ㅎㅎ
Stranger: 병즨
You: Now you're speaking Spanish.
You: Stop.
Stranger: You must not be N.Korean
You: Well, you must not be white, so you know you ain't right
You: Can I get an Amen?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apparently, they didn't like this roleplay...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hello.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Casandra.
You: I'm Colonel Nathan R. Jessop - Marine Forces Guatanamo Bay, Cuba. You will address me as Colonel or Sir.
Stranger: ugh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Operation HIV!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOLY HORSE TROTTER!
You: I found you!
You: I think...
Stranger: yes you did
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Mandi
You: I'm Colonel Nathan R. Jessop - Marine Forces Guatanamo Bay, Cuba.
You: You may address me as Colonel or Sir.
Stranger: naughty
You: You better believe it.
You: How tall are you, Mandi?
Stranger: 5'8
You: Five Foot Eight!? I didn't know they stacked crap that high!
Stranger: good one
You: Listen, we've got something important to discuss.
You: My general told me to find a worthy scout to go on a mission.
You: You seem as worthy as any other maggot I could pick.
You: Do you accept the briefing?
Stranger: yes
You: Good, let me strip down to mine then.
You: Okay, that's better.
Stranger: can i strip?
You: I dunno, I mean, I guess, it's a briefing.
You: Anyway, we've got an army of Haitian rebels coming up from that war-torn Earthquake ripped country to request aid of our base.
Stranger: sweet il get naked
You: Your job is to go and give them the "AID" they'll need.
You: I guess that will make your job easier.
You: So, are you ready to here how deeply involved you're going to be?
You: I mean... deeply.
Stranger: very very deep
You: Right. Let me just grab something.
You: This is a requirement.
You: I'm going to stick you with this needly, don't worry, it's sterile.
You: There we go.
You: Dang, you've got nice boobies.
You: Anyway. Your goal is to have sex with as many Haitians as possible.
You: When they go back to their home country, they'll have sex with their wives.
Stranger: i do have nice bobies
You: And they'll all get infected with the AIDS I just injected into you.
You: Operation HIV is underway!
You: Now go!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hurry! we're being chased by giant vemenous butterflies! do we go east or west?
Stranger: WE GO WEST TO ISRAEL THEN BURN THE JEWSSSSSSSS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And last but not least, I finally got someone to play along!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
You: hello?
You: hurry!
Stranger: bahahaha I love this site
You: we're being chased by giant vemenous butterflies! do we go east or west?
Stranger: NORTH!
Stranger: GO NORTH
You: oh! excelent!
You: north we go!
You: do you have a can of raid on you?
Stranger: NO BUT I HAVE PAM!
You: the road ends in a cliff, what do we do?
You: I think that would just make the butterflies slippery, want to give it a try?
Stranger: YEA!
You: what happened?
Stranger: HERE YOU DO IT
You: okay!
You: *spray*
You: they transformed into vampire bats! even worse! what do we do?
You: run! fast
You: there's a house up ahead!
Stranger: LETS GO IN!
You: open the door!
You: what do you see inside?
Stranger: GRANDMA!! WITH COOKIES!
You: gradma!
You: I love her cookies!
You: what kind did she make you?
Stranger: chocalate chip!
You: wait a minute . . . grandma has fangs . . . and is very hairy . . .
Stranger: my favourite!
You: ah!
You: that's not gradma!
Stranger: OH NO!
Stranger: THAT NOT GRANDMA THATS GRANDPA!
You: gradpa! where did you get those fangs.
You: I can't hear him, what did he say?
Stranger: HE SAID. FROM OLD SAINT NICOLOS.
You: for xmas? rad. I just got a lousy video game.
You: oh no!
Stranger: I got a chainsaw!
You: the vampire bats broke through the window!
You: give me the saw to take care of grandpa, you take care of the bats!
Stranger: OHK!
Stranger: ill give it the cookies!
You: when I cut through grandpa, both halves grew into a seperate halfsized grandpa! what do I do?
You: the bats died! that worked! good job! help me with grandpa!
Stranger: OHK!
Stranger: think quick !!! OH HE HATES WHEN GRANDMA NAGS HIM.!
You: oh!
Stranger: TELL HIM TO DO SOMETHING
You: "hey, grandpa, clean the garage!"
You: grandpa, take out the trash! now!
Stranger: hes melting!
You: grandpa, don't leave your dishes everywhere with half-eaten food!
You: he's a puddle of goo now!
You: we did it!
You: *highfive*
You: but I have something important to tell you:
Stranger: What is it
You: one of those bats bit me. I need your blood.
Stranger: NOOOO!!!!!
You: rawwwwwwwr!
Stranger: *DEAD*
You: wait! I was only kidding!
Stranger: *ALIVE*
You: whew!
You: that was scary for a minute there!
You: someone's knocking on the door!
Stranger: Who Could It Be?
Stranger: *opens door*
You: the loch ness monster!
Stranger: Oh No!
Stranger: Give Him A Beann!
You: "got tree fiddy" it asks
You: a bean?
You: green or lima?
You: or mister?
Stranger: LIMA
You: I don't have any lima beans!
You: check the kitchen!
Stranger: THERES LIMA BEANS!
Stranger: WERE SAVED!
You: woot!
You: thank the gods!
You: give him some!
Stranger: *gives them to him*
You: "thanks" it said and swam away.
You: well, that was easy.
Stranger: Yea.
You: I'm exhausted. wanna go tan on the beach?
Stranger: Oh yes.
You: which way to the ocean? east or west?
Stranger: SOUTH.
Stranger: We came from the beach
You: oh! of course! florida! I forgot!
You: let's take grandpa's car!
You: what kind is it?
Stranger: Awwhh groos its a ford..
You: ugh!
You: oh well.
You: you drive. I suck.
You: wait! there's something in the road! don't hit it!
You: *crash!*
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: Sorry
You: let's get out of the car and see what we hit.
You: what IS it? I can barely tell.
Stranger: IT WAS GRANDMA!
You: grandma!
You: what do we do with her body?
You: if my mom finds out, we're in TROUBLE!
Stranger: Bury her!
You: there's a shovel in the trunk, you dig the hole, I'll pull her in.
Stranger: Ohk!
Stranger: *digs it*
You: uh oh . . .
You: she's missing a leg . . .
Stranger: :O Where did it go?
You: if someone finds it, we're screwed!
Stranger: they wont know it was us,, cmon lets go, im already in my bikini
You: what's that sound?
Stranger: I unno?
You: a bear! it smelled the blood! it's got grandma!
You: wow, it ate her in one gulp, but it's coming after us now! what do we do?
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR!
Stranger: STEP ON IT
You: you drive!
Stranger: KAY
You: ah! it's running fast!
You: it's a robot bear!
Stranger: OH GAWD. THATS THE WORST.
Stranger: THE STUPID FORD DONT GO VERY FAST!
You: stupid ford!
You: hey! I found a stun gun in the glove department. take it and try to disrupt the electrical current in the robot bear's cpu!
Stranger: OHK. YOU DO IT. I DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.
You: okay, I'll try!
You: . . . the bear ate my hand!
Stranger: ONE NASTY BEAR.
You: but the stun gun went off inside the bear and electrocuted it! it's twitching on the roadside
You: we did it!
You: *highfive*
You: and look! you got us to the beach!
Stranger: Yea!
You: woohoo!
Stranger: Timw to chillax in out bikinis!
Stranger: time our*
You: I forgot mine.
Stranger: Thats ok!
You: oh! it's nude beach!
You: yeay!
Stranger: Great!
You: The End
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STAR
You: that's what she said.
Stranger: RAMIREZ OPEN FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
Stranger: TAke point
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: OMG THIS GUY IS A NEWFAG
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: did you noticed that you just insult yourself?
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: WERE OSCAR MIKE
You: that's what she said.
Stranger: IM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
You: that's what she said.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a legitimate 22 year old female looking to trade pics with another sexy girl
You: that's what she said.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by Bastian; 01-19-2010 at 06:07 AM.
BAHAHA! Great!
I cried.Originally Posted by #tot
I TOTALLY WON THIS LAST ONE!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: first
Stranger: second
You: pwnd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FIRST
Stranger: THIRD
Stranger: DAMN!
You: wait.
You: what?
You: I... I'm so confused
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i was going for a pre-emptive "third," but you outwitted me by not saying anything
Stranger: well played
You: But you spoke terribly fast.
Stranger: i could only assume that given the rate at which you were able to type "first," you'd be able to get "second" just as quickly
Stranger: obviously, our relationship was built on false expectations
You: Oh... I wasn't even thinking about that.
You: I just thought your were being random and typing fast
You: want to hear a rhyme?
Stranger: no, but i'll read one
You: LAST
You have disconnected.
I wish he answered me.Stranger: hey girley
You: I wish I had boobs.
Stranger: try harder
Stranger: concentratae
You: i can't afford the medication.
Stranger: how old you is?
You: 22.
You: I fail to see what this has to do with my lack of boobs though.
Stranger: it doesn't matter
Stranger: how's your ass?
You: Not bad I'd say.
You: Can't bounce coins of it or anything, but nice nonethe less.
Stranger: how are your vagina, labia major, labia minora and clitorus?
You: Underused.
Stranger: how is your cervix?
You: Kind of smelly actually. o_O
Stranger: in this digital age
Stranger: the cervix is more important than ever
You: ...Should I wash it or something?
Stranger: can you reach it?
You: This would be so much funnier if I could remember what a cervix was. ;_;
Stranger: ye be female?
You: Depends. Can I be both female AND have a penis?
Stranger: ask me the hardest question you can think of
You: How hard is my penis
Stranger: not as hard as mine
You: Likely, I'm rather limp right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Pain.
Stranger: what
You: Tis the only emotion I feel in this cold and cruel world.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Intergalactic planetary
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: r u m f
You: Why hello there tasty morsel, I mean stranger.
You: And I believe your species would lable me as the male
You: I mean M.
You: Do not be frightened, I am but a simple earth creature here to 'chat'
You: Not devour your intestine.
You: That would just be silly.
You: ...DON'T LEAVE ME! I'M STILL HUNGRY!
You: I mean I don't want to be alone...
You: Yes, that is it.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do u want
You: ...
You: *Eats intestines*
You have disconnected.And take this Shlup and Rubah.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Guy 19 lookin for a girl who will let him watch her webcam.
You: I have a penis, thats almost the same thing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And this is it for me.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Important question.
Stranger: yes
You: If you find a race of people physically unnatractive, is it Racist?
Stranger: hellz no
Stranger: hahahaha
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Stranger: dont be all quiet on me
You: But sounds scare me. ;_;
Stranger: hows that?
You: I tend to scream like a little school girl.
You: And it turns on the creepy janitor who proceeds to molest me.
You: I DUN WANNA GET MOLESTED!
Stranger: thats pretty messed up
You: I know, right?
You: Creepy old people.
Stranger: maybe if you didnt float about the place in your short skirts and long socks
Stranger: you're asking for it
Stranger: you want to get molest
You: But they look so pretty on me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by NeoCracker; 01-19-2010 at 08:33 AM.
I LOVE IT! POST MORE!
And then, I disconnectedStranger: hihi
You: Is it happening already?!
Stranger: no
You: But I can feel it!
Stranger: i don't think so....
You: You know what I feel?
You: :O
Stranger: no
You: Then..but...how....
Stranger: i think and imagine only....
Stranger: i can;t say firmly
You: Oh no..what are you thinking now?!
Stranger: i am thinking that i should ask ur name.
You: Should you?
Stranger: may b.......
You: Are you scared?
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: for what?
You: why aintcha scared?
Stranger: u know....
You: what do I know?
Stranger: whatever u think....
You: What about what I think
Stranger: u can xplain urself
You: You seem to know pretty well
Stranger: no
You: Do you not
Stranger: ya....
You: I see?
Stranger: really??!!!!
You: I THINK D:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u there/
You: I think I am O_O
Stranger: ok
You: is it?
Stranger: can i no ur name?
You: M
Stranger: m?????????????/////
You: M, indeed. And you?
Stranger: s.......
You: for?
Stranger: stop........this ur name????
Stranger: full name???
You: My name appears to be stranger
Stranger: but i want to know????
You: whyyyy 8]
Stranger: noting special.....
Stranger: nothing
You: oh o_o
Stranger: but u should tell....
Stranger: do u want to tell or not?
You: I might
Stranger: tell reality
Stranger: tell...
You: Oh but reality knows
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think u don't want to taltk any long
You: Awww don't get all emo
Stranger: i am going....
Stranger: so tell......
You: Farewell then
I am not a man
My goodness, this is the most hilarious thing.
I tried to rhyme everything but this guy never caught on. xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My name is Uziš
You: how many rounds do you have
Stranger: What?
You: i personally prefer 32
You: .45 is my weapon of choice
Stranger: Are you 32 year old?
Stranger: My name is Uzi
You: My name is Susie
Stranger: Where u live?
You: In your garden
You: you?
Stranger: Kahoona
Stranger: I can not see you there
Stranger: I have nothing garden
You: I am like the wind
Stranger: My name is Uzi
You: My name is Mulawhozie
Stranger: My name is Uzi
You: My name is Zuzi
Stranger: We be friends?
You: The summer never ends
Stranger: I got snow in my pants
You: Shall we dance?
Stranger: I have no dance with me
Stranger: But My name is Uzi
You: And my name is Boozey
Stranger: Wow, you gotmany name
Stranger: I go school
Stranger: ops
You: I have lots of parents
Stranger: sorry, Skool
You: that is cruel
Stranger: My name is Uzi
You: My name is Roozie
Stranger: cool
Stranger: It almost sound like Uzi
Stranger: My name is Uzi
You: My name is Doodleluzie
Stranger: Now I go
You: Because you must show
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Str8 Pimpin'
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: MMM, Savage Garden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello there person.
Stranger: Where in the world are you from?
You: THat depends entirely on teh world you speak of. In middle earth I hale from the depths of Mordor, in Shannara I crossed over during the time the Elcrys was dead
Stranger: I live in New Zealand
Stranger: Wellington
You: Here? I'm a geek with way to many DnD books.
Stranger: nice
You: living in the basement of his parents home.
Stranger: american?
You: It's odd how you immediately connect 'in parents basement' to American, but yes.
You:
You have disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I want a hotdog
You: I could make so many dirty comments to that.
You: But it feels to easy.
Stranger: should I make it harder for you?
You: You're doing it already. *wink*
You: There we go.
You: That one didn't feel to cheap.
Stranger: no, you're good
You have disconnected.
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