Stranger: hi
You: Quick, we can't talk now, this is bat county.
Stranger: oh !
You: Please, decide, do we travel North or West?!
Stranger: West
You: Okay! West it is!
Stranger: Hurry
Stranger: Theres not much time
You: We're going! Bats are fast, but our rocket-car is faster!
Stranger: ZOOOOM
You: ZOOOOOOOM!
Stranger: We hit one what now?!?!?!
You: ... dinner?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what i had in mind
You: I'll take the left leg and the left wing.
Stranger: cool i only like the rigth wing
Stranger: WHAT, WHAT IS THAT?
Stranger: SPACESHIP!
You: What then shall we do!?
You: Friend or foe!?
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: Hurry the rays are xcoming
You: ... I say we offer the bat remains as a token of peace.
Stranger: yea
You: If they accept, we'll know we're safe!
Stranger: unless there vegetarians
You: ... the worst kind of aliens.
You: if they are vegetarians, then let's make a pact
You: for every animal they don't eat, let's eat three
Stranger: ok
You: Good.
Stranger: Im happy
You: I'm scared.
Stranger: me to but happy
You: That said, this is my stop. Adieu.
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