You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG!
You: HURRY!
Stranger: what
You: WE CAN'T STAY HERE!
Stranger: you're dead
You: IT'S BAT COUNTRY
Stranger: godga
Stranger: ok
You: Do we travel North or West?
Stranger: i always travel west
Stranger: west coast BAY-BAY
You: We travel West along route 66
You: We come to an old bar
You: Quick, what drug are you taking?
Stranger: pcp
You: Good, I'm taking acid.
Stranger: niceee
Stranger: smurfed out of our brains, yo
You: We walk in and the people start morphing into alligator people
You: you goto the bar and order a drink, what do you order?
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gin and tonic bay bay
You: I start talking to a wall.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i enjoy that as well
Stranger: then i order jager bombs for the whole bar
Stranger: and i use your money to pay
You: you drink your drinks and then we rendevouz at the car
You: We're to meet the Supreme Patriarch of Oregon
Stranger: what
You: We'll gather instructions there!
You: Don't worry
Stranger: you mean inmate # 3438098
You: the wall told me
You: PRECISELY! You talked to the wall too?
Stranger: yes apparently i did
Stranger: jager will do that to you
You: Black outs are a mystical force
You: be prepared, we're entering the mountains of the nomads!
You: A fierce race of sober christians!
Stranger: i smurfing love oregon
Stranger: lets make pot brownies with an easy bake oven
You: GOOD Thinking! We can offer them as a peace offering
Stranger: yessssss
You: and once the effects get by, we can sneak through
You: I knew you were the Chosen One!
Stranger: and then what
Stranger: what is our mission
You: After sneaking by the Christians, we arrive at the prison
You: how do we enter this thing!?
Stranger: i would distract the guard with sesame street role play
Stranger: i am big bird
Stranger: he is ernie
Stranger: we are to be wed
You: PERFECT!
You: While you are doing that, I will be Oscar the Grouch
You: wed you two
You: and we'll say we want your honeymoon to be a conjugal visit
Stranger: yes
You: that will be where we club him over the head with a spoon!
Stranger: amazing!
Stranger: then we find The Inmate?
You: Yes!
You: Oh no! We're at an impasse in our passing
You: what do we do?
Stranger: i've got to be unstoppable
You: Do we, make out? Dual? Take the up stairs?
Stranger: i have maggots to throw in people's eyes
Stranger: does that work
You: Yes!
You: You use the maggots on the guard's eyes
You: The guard is blinded
You: We take his keys and roll him down the stairs
You: Hooray, we have found The Inmate
You: The inmate asks you one question.
You: "What?"
Stranger: i feel bad about the maggots
Stranger: that was inhumane
You: you answer?
Stranger: can we give him a brownie
You: the Inmate or the guard?
Stranger: the guard
You: sure
Stranger: that was smurfed up
Stranger: ok ok
You: it will help him with his pain
Stranger: so now
Stranger: The Inmate says "What"
Stranger: and i reply
You: yes
Stranger: "why the smurf do Rosie O'Donnell's feet smell so smurfing bad?"
Stranger: and he replies
You: "While your answer is admirable, the ability to answer that question is beyond me and is entirely offensive."
Stranger: whattt
Stranger: no
You: He then reaches into your eye sockets, rips them out, and you die.
You: He then rips out my trache
Stranger: YOU LOST THE GAME
You: The end.
You have disconnected.