You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: not too bad, and you?
You: good
Stranger: marvellous
You: *flips through small-talk handbook*
Stranger: indeed
You: How's your family?
Stranger: average sized
You: Cool
Stranger: how's the weather?
You: *checks handbook*
You: Well, now we need to experiment sexually, I guess
Stranger: right
You: Sooo....
Stranger: yes?
You: Idk
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: and a half
You: the half is what counts
Stranger: very much so
You: indeed
Stranger: of course
You: OF COURSE!
Stranger: mais oui, mais oui
You: Arggg
You: French!
Stranger: not as such
You: MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
You: *dies*
Stranger: bon chance
Stranger: well, thats not a good eventuality
Stranger: still dead?
You: haha
You: found a computer in heaven
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: very resourceful
You: Funny, I'm actually agnostic....
Stranger: I was getting to that bit
You: Wait, no, I didn't just say that
Stranger: you'll get disconnected
You: NO, I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN THERE
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: heaven isn't going to like agnostics knocking around
You: ooo
You: I found a computer in hell
You: wait a sec...
Stranger: runs windows, I assume?
You: RICHARD SIMMONS PORN!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: on a Dell most likely
You: OMG\
You: IT'S AN IMAC!
Stranger: someone must have misplaced it
You: OMG
You: A kitten!
You: Yay
You: AHHHHHHH
You: MY FACE
Stranger: okay..
You: OMG
You: A LION!
You: THERES
You: NO
You: CAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Stranger: Hmm
You: ooo
You: the computer changed....
You: Windows 98?
You: ...
You: Well....
Stranger: bit advanced for hell
You: Great, it crashed