I love Dumb A.I.

[Vermachtnis]

So there I was playing Suikoden Tactics. I was at the fight with Roget after getting Corselia. I was surrounded with Fishmen behind me and infront of me and humans above me. First time I tried to play it safe and was rushed, but still died. Skip to round 2 and I said screw and just went for Roget. It wasn't too bad. Let's skip to the end.

Just Roget and a couple of Fishmen left. Kyril has retreated; Lazlo, Kika, Flare, and Corselia are still in the middle and Rita was near Roget and near death. And she's one of those perma-death characters too so I was naturally worried. But Roget in all his genius decided to put his back to an electric panel and try to put Kika's group to sleep. He failed. I put Rita on the electric panel and smacked him in the back of the head and she leveled up and now completely healed.

Now those two fish decided to run after Lazlo, completely ignoring that little girl tank with the giant hammer behind their boss. And once again he decided to try and put Kika's group to sleep. So once again I smacked him in the back of the head with a hammer and he died and I won.

For those with attention deficiency disorders, here is a summarized snippet of the general ramblings for you to ponder over - version. Roget was stupid and Rita smacked him the back of the head.

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