one time, my parents were off on an extended hiking trip, so I was keeping house by myself. I'm just in the computer room, chilling before my friend gets there to go swimming with me, and BAM, I realize there's a red wasp in the room.

I get really freaked out, too afraid to hit it and make it mad. Eventually it gets behind the window blinds where I can't reach it anyway, so I go off in mad search for some wasp spray.

I FIND NOTHING. There is no telling where dad hid it, and since they're gone, I can't ask!

I do find a bottle of ooooooooooold old old hairspray. And as it turns out, hairspray will knock a wasp out just enough to slow it down and make it easy to squash.

So remember kids, hairspray.