Mafia XIV Sign up/discussion thread

[[M] Caprica]

Mooooooooom, Shiva copied me

[[M] Mom – Host]

One of our players unfortunately is no longer able to play, so we need a replacement.

Also expect a game thread later today!

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Ok, the reason I freaked is because I think the time before last Demon Dude got into more than one account and made the same post on both accounts, and I was scared that it was happening again, and I was gonna eat people because of it because of us having to wait longer.

[Jessweeee♪]

Is it later today yet?

[[M] Colette]

That's one obtuse chocobo

Oh wait already done? Too late? Okay I guess I missed my chance

[[M] Mom – Host]

Is it later today yet?

Making an attempt at finding a replacement before the game is started. Patience is a virtue.

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

I didn't miss anything, good.

[[M] Helo]

I didn't miss anything, good.

Oh, ho ho ho! Who have we here, young lady?

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

Oh, ho ho ho! Who have we here, young lady?

The naked girl was found in a room with a lecherous old filthy man with a LONG STAFF. Look at him, he is so proud of his STAFF.

[[M] Mom – Host]

A new challenger has appeared! The thread will be posted before the end of today, EST of course.

[[M] Athena]

About time! I hate all this waiting!

[[M] Apollo]

Waiting is, like, my most favorite thing in the entire world. After bikinis and ice, of course.

[[M] Caprica]

Moooom, everyone keeps copying meeeee

[[M] Mom – Host]

Leviathan, just use Tsunami next time like a good summon! Also game thread is up so no more complaining!

[Goldenboko]

Bahamut, homeboy, you say "let's go"
Alright let's see if you can handle my flow
You a dragon? Bustah, I seen scarier birds
Your attacks are so weak, they remind me of turds
Oh no!! Look out!! Here comes Mega Flare!!!
's so weak, even a kitten wouldn't care.

You dealin' with the one true spirit of Fire
Your time's up, dawg, you 'bout to expire
You think you're so tough, you think you're the King
I think you compensatin' for your small ding-a-ling
There's a lesson right here that needs to be learned
Don't smurf with Ifrit else you gonna get burned.

I've had enough of you, ya dried up old fruit
It's you or me, so I'ma ##vote: Bahamut

Cactuar, what the hell, you voted for me too?
Alright, dawg, don't make me get fresh on you!

Wass up Ramuh you bearded old man
You're not so bad, bro, have you got a plan?

Yo dingy dog, I am busting uber moves.
My staff in one hand, in the other, some boobs.
Do not mess with my rhymes, 'memba I told ya.
I'm kicking your ass, like a busta' rhyme soldier.

Wurd.

Word up homie, you speak the truth
Ramuh your rhymes just raise the roof
Take notes, Bahamut, this guy is frightening
smurf Mega Flare, this boy's got lightning

We're on a mission today to find some jerks
They're worse than The Empire, worse than the Turks
They think that killin' us summons is a way to have fun
I say we show those hatahs the barrel of a gun

Best series of posts. Ever.