Some ass said something wrong and you, an evil wizard from the land beyond the dark mountains was mighty annoyed with them, so you put a curse on them. They can only ever listen to 5 artists/bands for the rest of their life. The good part is you tell them they get to choose which ones but really you're just going to choose the 5 worst bands you can think of to listen to for the rest of your life regardless of what they say.

Which five artists/bands do you choose to be their only providers of aural torture for the rest of their life?