Hands on keyboards

[Raistlin]

For my left hand:
Pinky - Left Shift
Ring - Left Shift
Middle - S Key
Index - R Key
Thumb - Edge of the keyboard, below the Spacebar

For my right hand:
Pinky - Backspace/Enter
Ring - P Key
Middle - O Key
Index - J Key
Thumb - Spacebar

You either have a crazy keyboard or alien fingers.

I rest my fingers on the traditional home row, though I don't touch-type in the traditional manner (my index and middle fingers are used more).