I lol'd.
To person #1: Are you a teenager?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				No.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
 
 
					
				Are you a cookie lover?
 
 
					
				Are you Momiji?
I consider 18 or older as not a teenager.
Also, maybe this thread should be stickied.
 
 
					
				So our person is a 20+ male, lives in Northern America, doesn't have a picture of himself in the current photo thread... and wouldn't molest a child.
We're getting closer.
 
 
					
				Did you post in the corresponding thread in the event forum?
 
 
					
				Did you register on EoFF with your real account before 7:23 AM GMT on May 23<sup>rd</sup>2006?
 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				Surely if Gogo can only communicate in one of two words we can develop some kind of binary dialogue here
there was a picture here
 
 
					
				Do you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?
 
 
					
				Will you marry me?